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[-] EscanortheArrogant@lemmy.world 120 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

“Reload” is what makes it real.

[-] boredtortoise@lemm.ee 26 points 5 days ago

But is there an American police issue weapon with 8 shots 🤔

[-] Letstakealook@lemm.ee 50 points 5 days ago

Many police can and do carry their own firearms. I could see a rural or just general chud cop carrying a 1911, which is 7+1.

[-] boredtortoise@lemm.ee 15 points 5 days ago

Good knowledge. Real it is

[-] Klear@lemmy.world 3 points 4 days ago

Makes it a bit easier to gauge if you're feeling lucky, punk.

[-] turnipjs@lemmy.world 1 points 4 days ago

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/M1911_pistol#Users

Wikipedia lists some use by SWAT and such but it doesn't mention any normal police use in the US.

[-] nexguy@lemmy.world 8 points 4 days ago

It wasn't his first romantic encounter of the day.

[-] 5714@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 5 days ago

Aren't most handguns equipped with 13-18 rounds?

[-] Psaldorn@lemmy.world 13 points 5 days ago

You aren't required to fire until empty.

[-] SARGE@startrek.website 17 points 5 days ago

No, but do the cops have the necessary restraint to not pull the trigger until it clicks?

[-] Psaldorn@lemmy.world 21 points 5 days ago

I guess it does remove the requirement of being able to count

[-] tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip 7 points 5 days ago

SOP upon hearing an acorn

[-] 5714@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 5 days ago

...but, but, they were scared! They were forced, no, coerced into firing until empty, because of the cruel crime of the missing license...

[-] testfactor@lemmy.world 3 points 5 days ago

True, but I don't know why you'd reload after 8 if that were the case.

[-] Halosheep@lemm.ee 4 points 5 days ago

Backup ammo in case you need to tactical reload before shooting the concerned bystanders.

[-] ace_garp@lemmy.world 6 points 5 days ago

Re- Lol 💀 D e d

[-] BennyInc@feddit.org 61 points 5 days ago
[-] HessiaNerd@lemmy.world 26 points 5 days ago
[-] bamfic@lemmy.world 2 points 5 days ago

He has his robe and wizard hat

[-] Trainguyrom@reddthat.com 9 points 5 days ago

I love that I knew exactly what classic it would be just from the bash.org archive link

[-] Psythik@lemmy.world 9 points 5 days ago

Bash.org died? So we now need an archive of an archive?

backup-2-final

[-] RecallMadness@lemmy.nz 39 points 5 days ago

Took me a while to realise that it was talking about the non-police role-playing as police.

Not police role-playing sexual scenarios, like it’s some regular daily part of their job.

[-] PyroNeurosis@lemmy.blahaj.zone 19 points 5 days ago

Before realizing it said reload, I thought those were classic truncheon impacts.

[-] thesporkeffect@lemmy.world 3 points 4 days ago

Must be nice to live in some kind of heaven where cops don't mag dump in the presence of a loud noise

[-] PyroNeurosis@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 4 days ago

I don't, but my onomatopoeia for gunfire isn't pow. That's for bludgeons or fists. Batman-style.

[-] Godric@lemmy.world 22 points 5 days ago

Significantly better as just the screenshot, but POW 💥 POW 💥 POW 💥 POW 💥 POW 💥 POW 💥 POW 💥 POW 💥

[-] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 20 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)
[-] stebo02@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 5 days ago

I want to know what came next

[-] Zoomboingding@lemmy.world 17 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

💥POW💥POW💥POW💥POW💥POW💥POW💥POW💥POW💥 "Shots fired requesting backup"

[-] match@pawb.social 6 points 5 days ago

"oh shit i forgot to turn off my bodycam"

[-] HonoraryMancunian@lemmy.world 3 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)
[-] stebo02@lemmy.dbzer0.com 0 points 5 days ago

just while chatting about police brutally

[-] hate2bme@lemmy.world 10 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

This is funny but I doubt that comes up in casual conversation, ever.

[-] stebo02@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 5 days ago

if you don't comment on how cute they are then no

[-] prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 5 days ago

It's not even that funny tbh

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