SARGE

The last two places I've lived choose a specific Wednesday of the month to test, and always at noon.

They still test in rain, so every so often you still feel that mild panic again until you look at the clock.

There's only one appropriate response to seeing someone getting kidnapped in the street. And it sure isn't a peaceful one.

Don't judge until you try some ghost dick for yourself.

It's still weak, just like humans are still slow.

At least compared to other animals.

But like gravity, we just keep going. And going. And going.

And when the animals we hunted collapsed from exhaustion, we just kept coming. And then took it all the way back we came.

Just like gravity.

We can try to keep going until we just can't anymore, but gravity will just grab us and haul us back.

Compared to the other forces, gravity is a weak ass bitch.

I have been personally invited by two brits and an Irishman to piss on Margaret Thatcher's grave, and in turn I invited them to so the same to Reagan and any confederate they can find.

I got it on one of those giveaways that steam/epic/gog sometimes do, so I never even gave them money over it and I still want my money back.

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$5 delivery

Ugh. They always try to get you with the shipping... Pass.

Bitch, please.

The job of a CEO like this can absolutely be replaced by an AI and nobody would notice, except they would find it weird the CEO is never in PR photos.

And since the company wouldn't be footing the bill for private jet trips all over the world to private islands for "business meetings", it would save a shitload of money.

To answer the titular question: NO THE FUCK IT IS NOT and I have at least a few ~~calibers~~ reasons why.

Damn, that bait is so obvious, a newborn fish just looked at me like I was crazy for thinking it would fall for it.

The planet will be just fine. I'd wager that life will continue, the earth will still be filled with living creatures for a long time to come.

It just won't include us. Or most of the things we care about.