Now I know what you're thinking "How do cosmetics improve my FPS?" but, you see, you aren't seeing the big picture.

These are gaming cosmetic products, what does that mean? It has RGB, costs 1.5x more than it should and our website's background is black. So you see, we know gamers, and we know that gamers need smooth legs to use their hands to play. Now, for a limited time use code "RGBitch420" at checkout to get 10% on and no bundled games.

It helps the gamer socks fit better, trust me.

wait, are you guys not exfoliating your skin before each session? You ask ate really missing out.

That would improve my KD ratio.

Maybe gives an advantage in Twister?

Aero gains in Zwift?