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I'd be Cables Don't Tangle Man.

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[โ€“] gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works 5 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Making anyone I want have an immediate and uncontrollable urge to sneeze.

[โ€“] Spasmolytic@lemm.ee 4 points 2 years ago (1 children)

If you want to be a villain, the twist is that they feel it but can't do it.

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[โ€“] Caboose12000@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

I'd be infinite stamina man. never get out of breath again, even while jogging

[โ€“] Mandy@sh.itjust.works 5 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Never needing to nap girl a dream yet to come true

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[โ€“] shiveyarbles@beehaw.org 4 points 2 years ago

Distraction man. Be able to divert somebody's attention by pointing a finger.

[โ€“] haulyard@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago

If Iโ€™ve driven there once in my life, 99% of the time I can drive there again with no directions.

[โ€“] violetraven@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Do they still not tangle when you hand said cables to someone?

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[โ€“] GuyFi@lemmy.sdf.org 4 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Always remember where I put stuff man

I don't want to lose another guitar pick lol

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