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[-] devilish666@lemmy.world 4 points 13 hours ago

Me checkin the comments section be like....
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[-] a_queer_one@lemmy.world 11 points 17 hours ago

I like the joke. However, I just gonna say, sounding really isn't intended to be a painful activity when done in a kink context. Despite looking crazy it's intended for pleasure not masochism

Im not falling for this again, last time I ended up in A&E (ER for you gun lovers) having to have a twig removed.

[-] Staden_@pawb.social 21 points 21 hours ago

my bf once used a cum shot to ""get it out faster"" once

[-] Machinist@lemmy.world 10 points 21 hours ago

Jeebus. Is he a tough motherfucker or did he regret this strategy? Also, did he use a bite stick as he neared completion?

Need more details, please.

[-] Acters@lemmy.world 9 points 19 hours ago

Amazingly enough getting hard is a valid strategy as your tube does become more open... But still that's like something I don't think would work lol

[-] Machinist@lemmy.world 11 points 21 hours ago

If they're a sounding afficinado, it would be like a throwing star down a hallway.

[-] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 5 points 19 hours ago

This sounds as anatomically likely as vaginas getting looser with more sexual partners.

[-] Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 3 points 16 hours ago

que? those seem like pretty obviously different things to me, in one you're specifically stretching the tube, in the other you're not.

[-] Dogiedog64@lemmy.world 29 points 1 day ago

Disgusting. Horrible. Awful. Terrible. A crime to the eyes. Atrocious. Upvoted.

[-] HEXN3T@lemmy.blahaj.zone 34 points 1 day ago

I'm willing to try anything at least once.

Except this, probably.

[-] remotelove@lemmy.ca 17 points 1 day ago

You can get an electrified sounding kit if that is what you are really after. But yeah, the regular crap just sounds boring, so I wouldn't try it either.

[-] TheSlad@sh.itjust.works 5 points 19 hours ago

Its not boring, and if you're not revolted by the thought of it like other pansies in these comments, I recommend you give it a chance!

[-] Zorsith@lemmy.blahaj.zone 15 points 1 day ago

boring

groan

[-] masterofn001@lemmy.ca 40 points 1 day ago

Do not google it.

[-] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 13 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Upgrade from the smooth sounding rod to the jagged calcium deposit.

[-] LordAmplifier@pawb.social 3 points 17 hours ago

What game is that? I need it ~~to get attached to fictional characters and feel the soul-crushing weight of reality when the game is over~~ for research.

[-] TheSlad@sh.itjust.works 12 points 1 day ago

I have never had the displeasure of kidney stones, but I am sure that even a 3 or 4mm jagged crystallized rock is still going to hurt like a bitch compared the 7mm smooth surgical grade steel rod that often occupies that space.

[-] NakariLexfortaine@lemm.ee 28 points 1 day ago

"Call my dick a sling, cause it's throwin' stones".

Imma go bury myself, now.

[-] Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 16 hours ago

I'M HER, I'VE BEEN HIM

[-] Lemjukes@lemm.ee 8 points 1 day ago

This post right here officer.

Javelin throwing

[-] spicytuna62@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago
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