this post was submitted on 01 Oct 2023
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Come on'n get your jamaharon on! There are no real rules—just don't break the weather control network.

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[–] aeronmelon@lemm.ee 29 points 2 years ago (1 children)

"Major! Those weren't monsters, those were two of my security officers and Chief O'Brian!"

"So that's why Keiko is laughing hysterically."

[–] CeruleanRuin 11 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

"I did you a favor and didn't tell her about the three of her students dressed as zombies you sent to the infirmary. I had to bribe Dr. Bashir to keep it quiet."

"Julian? What could he probably want as a bribe?"

"I have to arrange a fancy dinner with Garak. Quark is making out nicely in the exchange. Had to rent out one of his holosuites for the whole evening. I shouldn't even be telling you this, but I thought you should know why he's grinning from ear to ear even though his brother has a fractured femur."

"That was Rom? I thought it was a living scarecrow with a jack-o'-lantern for a head!"

"Nerys, he wasn't even wearing a costume!"

[–] The_Picard_Maneuver@startrek.website 26 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Odo would kill it on Halloween