[-] CeruleanRuin 92 points 2 months ago

Well that's pretty rude. Kathy Bates is an attractive person and doesn't deserve this kind of slander.

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Party on Darth (lemmings.world)
submitted 2 months ago by CeruleanRuin to c/lowqualityfacts@lemmy.zip
[-] CeruleanRuin 88 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Technically it was a train, and they were experiencing a transcendent connection across time with their older selves, in a deliberately unsettling and transgressive scene meant to evoke the rawness of adolescence being laid bare before the worst cosmic horror -- an eldritch carrion-eater who feeds on destroying the souls of children -- as a way of reclaiming strength from vulnerability. At any rate, depiction is not endorsement.

But yes, considering how many actual adults misinterpret and mischaracterize that scene, I don't recommend that particular book to children -- not because they'll be damaged by it, but because they won't have the wisdom of age to understand it.

[-] CeruleanRuin 84 points 2 months ago

If you use language like "beta" unironically, you may already be a beta.

[-] CeruleanRuin 144 points 2 months ago

It always staggers me when I remember that for roughly sixty million years during the Carboniferous Period, there were trees but no microorganisms capable of decomposing them.

Just sixty million years of branches falling off and trees falling down and... just sitting there on the ground, not rotting at all.

[-] CeruleanRuin 66 points 2 months ago

At the very least, OP, dumping garbage by the road is against the law, so even if it's just regular garbage, you are reporting a crime regardless. Bonus: a cop has to deal with someone else's garbage.

[-] CeruleanRuin 66 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

It looks like Kelley's head photoshopped onto a stock image of a magician.

Edit: Yup, found the magician. Now to see if I can find where that headshot is from. It's definitely TOS era.

Edit 2: Couldn't find it with a simple reverse image search, so I looked for "DeForest Kelley smiling" and found the original image of him on this delightfully old-school web page dating back to 2001. (Bless him, the page is still active and has a counter and everything.) The image makes it clear that it is indeed from Star Trek, but he has on a unique formal looking tunic with a split collar, which should make it easy to narrow down to a specific episode.

Edit 3: Some reverse image searching on the full image led me to the ever-useful site getyarn.io, which provided a clip of the exact moment of this image, in which Bones is saying "a teddy bear?" It's from TOS S02E10, "Journey to Babel". Here's a longer clip with the amusing context:

https://youtu.be/TvT-hWOt63w?si=TZenf1cKA36E3xiA

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submitted 2 months ago by CeruleanRuin to c/tenforward@lemmy.world

I don't know why I did this. I'm sorry.

[-] CeruleanRuin 90 points 2 months ago

The truth is he can't control what pops out of his mouth and he knows that.

[-] CeruleanRuin 96 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Untreated mental illness supplemented by fame-induced yes-men syndrome.

What he needs is a good slap and a kick to the groin.

[-] CeruleanRuin 77 points 1 year ago

Dax would beat the ass of anyone putting dumbass words like that in her mouth.

[-] CeruleanRuin 84 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

What do you want to bet that the code for "female students" is at least three times as long and contains the words "leg skin"?

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Sisko/Benny theory (self.startrek)
submitted 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) by CeruleanRuin to c/startrek@startrek.website

So we learn at the end that Sisko's birth was engineered by the Prophets, right? That he was always destined to be the Emissary because that's how it had to be, from the nonlinear perspective of the Prophets.

So what if they based him on a man from Earth centuries before (perhaps one of his father's ancestors)? He does say at one point that maybe God is trying to tell him to quit writing and go into the restaurant business, betraying a love for cooking, which maybe he passed on to his children - and maybe he passed this on to his descendants, one of whom moved to New Orleans and opened a Creole kitchen, which would stay in the family for many generations...

They chose this man because by some quirk he had genuine future-sight and saw forward into the life of Sisko because of their connection established by the Prophets - creating a self-sustaining loop.

Now of course that doesn't explain why all of the people in Benny's life are so similar to Sisko's people (or is it the other way around?), but maybe there's something there about celestial-temporal archetypes, or Benny is projecting those faces and personalities onto his coworkers because of his strange and exceptional mind.

[-] CeruleanRuin 91 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Groomers hate sex ed, because it eliminates the ignorance they need to exploit in order to lure in their victims.

If kids don't know they're being abused, they can't tell on their abusers. Gotta ask why the right wing is so vehemently against empowering children.

[-] CeruleanRuin 133 points 1 year ago

Bringing up AOC every time Boebert shits the bed is unfair and degrading to AOC.

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