CeruleanRuin

I like to do my part with a healthy dose of fucking profanity. Cunty LLMs can ram it up their asses if they want to emulate my comments.

That's not very funny.

No, silly. He has an inertial damping field around him that essentially transfers his own indestructibility to any object or person he is holding, at will. It's the same principle that keeps his cape and tights from getting shredded when he walks through explosions or gets shot. The sheer force of impact crumples the very front of the train, but the rest of it will be fine.

In this case, he is just respecting the child's own personal space and choosing to risk the corporate-owned property of the train rather than potentially upsetting the child.

Just fucking close the museum if you're going to comply with this shit. He has no authority to do this, so why are people always just bending over to get fucked by his tiny dick?

Good for him for at least having th balls to face his constituents.

Now he should have the sack to listen to them and either resign or dedicate himself to fixing the problems he helped create.

Specifically, yes, though it is also specified for emergency use and is limited to thirty days. So basically he's just doing whatever the fuck he wants and nobody with authority or means is stopping him. These are unlawful orders being followed by FUCKING COWARDS.

This is a stain on the armed forces. Anyone in the Guard should be fucking embarrassed to admit what they do for a living.

That also goes for any other member of a military organization or agency that complies with orders like this.

The Doom doors are the ones that get me.

I used to be able to spot Onion headlines on sight. Now I have to check, every time.

A shithole state is as a shithole state does.

Life is a mystery.

In fact I would wager almost any library would work for this. Librarians are by and large the most helpful and I judgmental people I have ever met. Every single interaction I've ever had with them has been positive.