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[-] riodoro1@lemmy.world 78 points 3 weeks ago

Im not reading those fucking subtitles. Who came out with this epilepsy inducing shit?

We invented static subtitles fucking ages ago but some social media asshole had to fuck it up with something that constantly moves because teenagers would loose attention and stop reading mid sentence. Fuck those subtitles. Fuck short videos and fuck internet.

Yeah, Im done.

[-] webpack@ani.social 30 points 3 weeks ago

sometimes I like the constantly changing subtitles when watching funny stuff, I don't like it when the subtitles shows the whole sentence and gives away the joke before the guy says it (I read fast sometimes)

[-] Opisek@lemmy.world 7 points 3 weeks ago

That! Sometimes the static subtitles are way too long and take away from the fun of watching the movie. It's an art to find the balance between constantly changing and too static.

[-] bbuez@lemmy.world 2 points 3 weeks ago
[-] logos@sh.itjust.works 28 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

Word. Since when do country folk support police? They’re always getting in the way of our shenanigans.

[-] Omgboom@lemmy.zip 4 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

Real rednecks say: fuck the law

[-] phdepressed@sh.itjust.works 17 points 3 weeks ago

Transcription:

My lawyer just called and asked if I was ready for court tomorrow. Said hell, yeah, I ain't goin' see I been spending the last 6 months booby trapping my entire 500 acres. I got snake pits, rolling logs, bear traps, I got some straight up Indiana Jones shit. I got a fucking boulder that'll fall down when you open my front door. 120 coyotes that I trained to bite anything with a crew cut and a badge. I flew an old Vietnamese man or here, he helped me dig about 12 miles worth of underground tunnels. I have 450 cameras. I've rigged the solar panels all around this motherfucker. I got a Bengal tiger locked in my fucking bathroom who'd kill for a pork chop right now. You know it's surprisingly easy to teach a raccoon how to loosen log nuts and cut brake lines. If rather live the rest of my life in these woods living of fucking wild ginseng and creek water than go to fucking jail one more time. I don't even try bringing no helicopters round here neither like I got a whole fucking coop of pigeons with c4 tied around their feets got a bunch of pvc pipe filled with gunpowder and ball bearings and a baboon who is deadly accurate with a nail gun.

[-] Blum0108@lemmy.world 13 points 3 weeks ago

Was this done by the bad lip syncing guys? Great work

[-] JusticeForPorygon@lemmy.world 8 points 3 weeks ago

ATF: "120 angry canines to you say?"

[-] CanadianCarl@sh.itjust.works 7 points 3 weeks ago

I can't read that fast, may someone write a transcript, or summarise it for me?

[-] Hideakikarate@sh.itjust.works 12 points 3 weeks ago

Man really doesn't want to go to prison. Lays out elaborate traps to keep law enforcement off his "500 acres".

[-] Entropywins@lemmy.world 8 points 3 weeks ago

There are baboons that are good with nail guns, 12 miles of underground tunnels, cameras with solar panales, raccoons trained to loosen lug nuts and cut brakelines, something about coyotes, pigeons with c4 strapped to them and our boy ain't going back to jail.

[-] CanadianCarl@sh.itjust.works 1 points 3 weeks ago

Sounds like he is having fun.

[-] ColeSloth@sh.itjust.works 8 points 3 weeks ago
[-] CanadianCarl@sh.itjust.works 1 points 3 weeks ago

I didn't see the unmute button, just looked like a silent gif. Even with audio, it is quiet, has music played over it, and he has a accent.

[-] Agent641@lemmy.world 3 points 3 weeks ago

I would but I'm blind

[-] MissJinx@lemmy.world 4 points 3 weeks ago
[-] slickgoat@lemmy.world 1 points 3 weeks ago

Well, his sister, same thing...

[-] 4oreman@lemy.lol 1 points 3 weeks ago

id like to see this stuff

[-] rain_worl@lemmy.world -4 points 3 weeks ago
this post was submitted on 21 Oct 2024
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