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[alt text: text that says, "When you find out she can't have kids anymore". Below this text is a photo of a circular orange sticker placed on a white shipping label. The sticker has text that says, "OK TO LOAD" and includes a cartoon of thumbs-up hand.]

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[-] wesker@lemmy.sdf.org 7 points 3 weeks ago

Let me introduce you to: the butthole.

[-] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 2 points 3 weeks ago

Drip babies approve this message

[-] wesker@lemmy.sdf.org 2 points 3 weeks ago

Dare I ask what a drip baby is?

[-] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 3 points 3 weeks ago

Babies that came to be from a gravity assisted journey down the Desert of Taint to the Promised Land of Ovaries

[-] wesker@lemmy.sdf.org 4 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

I'm gonna need some numbers on this. Seems only a little more plausible than hot tub babies or toilet seat babies.

[-] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 4 points 3 weeks ago

I don't think there's been a serious research effort, but you're the Doctor, I look forward to reading the paper.

[-] wesker@lemmy.sdf.org 5 points 3 weeks ago

I'm gonna look for some video evidence, brb.

[-] theangriestbird@beehaw.org 5 points 3 weeks ago

wtf happened in this thread while i was away

[-] 10MeterFeldweg@feddit.org 5 points 3 weeks ago

When you take care that you can make no kids anymore.

[-] Hello_there@fedia.io 3 points 3 weeks ago

That's what someone trying for a pregnancy trap would say

[-] LallyLuckFarm@beehaw.org 3 points 3 weeks ago

Sent this to my wife when my sample came back clear this morning, great timing as always XD

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