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In Unix there is a "man" command and a "cat" command...

[Image of a black dog with a white throat and floppy ears that hang limply, sitting by a bed. Their mouth is downturned and their round, sad eyes look up.]

so why no "dog" command???

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Here ya go: https://www.linode.com/docs/guides/use-dog-linux-dns-client/

Or just alias CAT to DOG

Updog

`There's also cowsay

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This joke is for <1% of the world population.

There is also mutt

And no woman command

Wait til dog learns about 'man tail'

Well there is zupdog

# dnf whatprovides '/usr/*bin/dog'                                                                                                                             
sheepdog-1.0.1-19.fc38.x86_64 : The Sheepdog distributed storage system for KVM/QEMU
Repo        : fedora
Matched from:
Filename    : /usr/bin/dog

what about a woman command :(

Sudog...it gives the user permissions over the universe.

There is though

Well this exists...

aren't there dns related commands called dog and doggo

"if you look for it" see some of y'all have obviously never flashed new ROMs onto their phone.

Yellowdog Updater Modified

biff is named after a dog