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I shamelessly stole this from Reddit

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[-] masterofn001@lemmy.ca 14 points 4 hours ago

She's a Qt but she's only a 6.8

[-] isVeryLoud@lemmy.ca 3 points 4 hours ago* (last edited 4 hours ago)

Qt 3.14 came out a long time ago.

She's gay.

[-] itslilith@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 2 hours ago

Good for her, good for her

[-] sundray@lemmus.org 28 points 6 hours ago

*sigh*

0 is the loneliest number :(

[-] odium@programming.dev 5 points 4 hours ago
[-] sundray@lemmus.org 12 points 4 hours ago

Because programmers start counting at 0! ๐Ÿ˜†

Ok, that was funnier in my head...

[-] andioop@programming.dev 1 points 25 minutes ago

I'll be the idiot who doesn't get the joke.

I recognize that programmers often start counting at 0.

I'm not sure how this connects to 0 being lonely, since that means it's getting used. Even if the programmers are lonely, I still do not get it. Can someone explain?

[-] CanadaPlus@lemmy.sdf.org 1 points 12 minutes ago* (last edited 12 minutes ago)

"1 is the loneliest number" was a line from an old song, I think.

[-] Rusty@lemmy.ca 5 points 2 hours ago

I don't like to be that guy, but 0! equals to 1

[-] wandermind@sopuli.xyz 8 points 5 hours ago

"You're a Queue of T"? I don't get it

[-] carotte@lemmy.blahaj.zone 14 points 5 hours ago

Queue T, pronounced like "cutie"

[-] wandermind@sopuli.xyz 13 points 5 hours ago* (last edited 5 hours ago)

I know, I was making a joke

Because Queue<T> is typically read "queue of T"

[-] carotte@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 1 hour ago

oooh sorry ๐Ÿ˜…

[-] Valmond@lemmy.world 8 points 2 hours ago

No one is getting laid in this ::thread

[-] lemmydividebyzero@reddthat.com 3 points 3 hours ago

Dammit, don't ruin it!!11 The "of" is silent ๐Ÿ˜‰

[-] pinkystew@reddthat.com 1 points 2 hours ago

Then she throws her drink in your face, storms out and git resets --hard origin/main && git clean -fdx

[-] lowleveldata@lemmy.world 11 points 7 hours ago

And he was not the first item

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