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Come on'n get your jamaharon on! There are no real rules—just don't break the weather control network.

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[–] The_Picard_Maneuver@startrek.website 32 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Yes, he practices CBT: Combat & Battle Therapy

[–] negativenull@lemm.ee 10 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Does CBT cure PTSD, or does it cause PTSD?

[–] Taako_Tuesday@lemmy.ca 4 points 2 years ago (1 children)

At least its not the other kind of CBT

[–] BoxOfFeet@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I tried rubbing CBT oil on my feet to help with my anxiety. I couldn't walk right and was peeing blood for weeks.

[–] Tippon@lemmy.dbzer0.com 30 points 2 years ago (1 children)

A Klingon is the only counsellor with the relevant experience to treat O'Brien

[–] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 8 points 2 years ago

Klingon runs out crying like a little girl.

"I came to counsel him and instead he counselled me! ..... puts his hands to his face mwahhhhhhh"

[–] xusontha@ls.buckodr.ink 22 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (3 children)

DS9 would be at 699.94% efficiency with this crew!

[–] AllonzeeLV@lemmy.world 9 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Yeah, but they'd have to deal with a 3,556.23% increase in irish drinking songs.

[–] xusontha@ls.buckodr.ink 3 points 2 years ago

How is that a problem?

[–] hperrin@lemmy.world 8 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Until someone needed to speak to the counselor.

[–] xusontha@ls.buckodr.ink 18 points 2 years ago (1 children)

You don't speak to the councilor

you fight him

It sounds like it wouldn't be very effective, but he manages to make it quite therapeutic

[–] Eylrid@lemmy.world 18 points 2 years ago (1 children)

"We will do glorious battle with your issues and insecurities! Today is a good day to cry!"

I really want this line in Lower Decks. It would fit right in.

[–] EmpathicVagrant@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Imagine if we used EMH tech to put him on every ship- THAT would improve the fleet unquestionably.

[–] xusontha@ls.buckodr.ink 5 points 2 years ago (2 children)

That would achieve the unheard-of 100% fleetwide efficiency. Not even the Q Continuum could stop Starfleet

[–] mosiacmango@lemm.ee 3 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

"To boldy go where no Holo-O'brien has gone before."

[–] kat_angstrom@lemmy.world 10 points 2 years ago

I'd watch 7 seasons of this

[–] MrGG@lemmy.ca 9 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I wish there was a series with Colm as Captain O'Brien! But he was in Star Trek from the TNG pilot up to the DS9 finale, I imagine he was sick of it once that finished up.

[–] grue@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago (1 children)

In order for O'Brien to become a Captain he would have had to become a commissioned officer instead of an enlistedman, and you just know he'd never do that.

[–] breckenedge@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago

Doesn’t have to be Federation. He could be a captain of his own ship.

[–] ensignrick@startrek.website 8 points 2 years ago

That's it, I want a klingon counselor on lower decks.

[–] Ensign_Crab@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago

Who's the transporter chief?

[–] Snoopey@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago

Surely Garak should be included as the ship's tailor

I don’t know if he can trust Bashir, he lost William B Travis.

[–] teft@startrek.website 1 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I'd take the EMH over Bashir any day of the week.

[–] _stranger_@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago

I want an EMH!

We have an EMH at home!

EMH at home