We can only hope the dictator passes of old age before anything crazy happens.
Not even onion anymore...
Well, no, it's the Beaverton.
To be fair, them getting their shit together would be good regardless if there's another legitimate election in the future
There will be. A Turkey style election. Or maybe russia style depending on if democratic-led states find the spine to stand against a tyrannical federal government. We're about to see if this "federalism" really mean anything.
Hell, there's not going to be a 2026 election.
There will be, in the same way that they have elections in Russia and Turkey.
I think this should be a good way to win back money from failed Harris bets. I'd dare to put some money on a bet that there is going to be elections in 2028 and Trump is not going to be a candidate.
One of those win/everythingsfucked kind of bets.
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