I got you some cake. It’s cellular peptide with mint frosting. Your favorite.
...since I already have the cutout, why not:
Perfection
Like warm apple pie
To another year of "quality" Star Trek memes! It's always great seeing you around bud, you help make Risa the best community one could ask for!
This community is, by far, my favorite part of the internet. It make me smile every single day.
Despite being told not to: Happy Birthday!
Oh finally a normal cake not made of Councilor Troi or Stamets or some other crew member
Happy birthday! We're glad you're here, Stamets.
Happy birthday! 🎂 And don’t worry to much, I think having blah parents is part of realizing what’s truly important in this turd burger we live on lol. Enjoying the small things, because existence is fleeting.
Thank you for going boldly into the unknown that is your life 🖖
Hi Stamets, since you didn't want birthday wishes let me thank you for your posts and your open-hearted comments instead. They really brighten my day, here and on 196 (didn't even realize that many of the good ones there were posted by you, too. Sokath, his eyes uncovered).
All the best to you!
Yes I've already made a comment but this was necessary
Happy Bday! Thanks for the laughs! I always know its a quality joke when I see your user name!
Happy Birthday! Thanks for the great memes, even if you just found them. Funniest dude on this site.
A ship is only as good as its crew and you are a damn fine member!
I always enjoy seeing your posts and I’m glad you’re with us. Live long and prosper. 🖖🏼
I'm torn between respecting your wishes and piling on!
Stamets you're awesome, this community is the most fun I've had on the internet in years, so thank you (and everyone)!
Happy birthday! Your favorite food wouldn't happen to be pineapple, would it?
I'm a bit late to the party, but rest assured, it always brightens my day seeing your memes and even more your comments. You are a lovely person and if you weren't living on another continent / I wasn't terrified of flying, I'd hunt you down right now to have a birthday pint with you and listen to your most fun stories about life, the universe, star trek, and everything.
Emergency hug incoming
We're all glad you're still here with us for another revolution around the ol' sun.
Happy Birthday :)
Risa
Star Trek memes and shitposts
Come on'n get your jamaharon on! There are no real rules—just don't break the weather control network.