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submitted 7 months ago by The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world to c/funny@lemmy.world
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[–] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 45 points 7 months ago (2 children)

Bambi: First Blood .... directed by Michael Bay

[–] eezeebee@lemmy.ca 17 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Thumper: "If you can't say something nice, don't say nothing at all."

fires rocket launcher at the hunter's lodge

[–] Rhaedas@fedia.io 10 points 7 months ago (1 children)

"Why do they call you Thumper? Oh..."

"Why do they call you Flower?"

"Flower Power." sets off nuke

[–] TseseJuer@lemmy.world 3 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

aww they fuse up so fast

[–] TexasDrunk@lemmy.world 6 points 7 months ago

Bambi: The Reckoning comes out next year. It's in the same universe as Winnie the Pooh: Blood and Honey, apparently known as the Poohniverse.

[–] chellewalker@lemmy.ca 11 points 7 months ago

SNL already did this half a decade ago with Dwaine Johnson.

[–] GladiusB@lemmy.world 10 points 7 months ago (1 children)

They need to chill with the live action

[–] dumbass@leminal.space 9 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (1 children)

The mums death scene will have a nice calm music piece that slowly ramps up into a single ringing tone, getting more intense cutting between Bambi and his mum and close up shots of a gun and bits of the hunter, then just as the the music hits an intense the gun fires and its dead silence until the bullet pierces Bambi's mums skull then its utter chaotic screams and sharp loud music, the title card is then made out of Bambi's mums pooling blood.

[–] Timecircleline@sh.itjust.works 1 points 7 months ago

I would watch this movie.

[–] SteveNashFan@lemmy.world 9 points 7 months ago

This time, his mother will be killed by an Abrams lens flair

[–] kubica@fedia.io 8 points 7 months ago

Too soon.

[–] wieson@feddit.org 6 points 7 months ago

If they don't animate it with red deer, it's cultural appropriation

[–] MeatPilot@lemmy.world 6 points 7 months ago

I think this movie was already made.

[–] Balthazar@lemmy.world 4 points 7 months ago (1 children)

It was really sad when they stopped drawing the deer.

[–] pyre@lemmy.world 4 points 7 months ago

shut up Chandler, you're an empty husk

[–] Mango@lemmy.world 2 points 7 months ago (2 children)

Bambi is a dude?

[–] Anticorp@lemmy.world 6 points 7 months ago (1 children)

The giant antlers at the end didn't give it away?

[–] Mango@lemmy.world 2 points 7 months ago (1 children)

I haven't seen it in a billion years.

[–] Anticorp@lemmy.world 6 points 7 months ago

Ah okay. At the end of the movie they show Bambi as a beautiful fully grown stag, like he's the king of the forest.