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They can kill the penguin but they can't kill the idea
We found our new suspect: Jensen Huang
Who's that?
CEO of Nvidia. FU Nvidia!
In retaliation i have broken all of my houses windows
My Windows copies usually break themselve.
That'll show them!
Did you replace them with shittier windows afterwards?
Nadella Satya is our suspect too
Are we just going to let Ballmer walk?
No, someone should get his kneecaps
He'll just snort two more lines and cartwheel back onto the stage
DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS
Of course. That bro is OG and gonna throw a chair atcha.
Who dat?
Satya Nadella is the current CEO of Microsoft
Ah, thank you.
Tuxpac was so young 😭
The MIR machine runs Arch BTW
That fucking bird has better health care than I do.
Free and open source healthcare, FOSH
Nah I think it was Tim Apple
He is also our suspect
goddamn it https://lemmy.world/c/linuxsucks
!linuxsucks@lemmy.world (may not exist)
Thanks, i didn't know the syntax
That community is... something. For every funny or good complaint there's a dozen whine posts, mostly by the same person. Did someone piss in their coffee or are they the probably least lucrative M$ shill ever?
I think the owner is just a ragebaiter. I posted there once, it's not that bad
The mod is a thinskinned little pissbaby with bad takes. Just block it.
I'm going to kill that motherfucker!! Hurting Tux is beyond bad!
Our current suspects that could be that motherfucker:
- Nadella Satya (CEO of Micro$oft)
- Jensen Huang (CEO of Nvidia)
Or it could be both : )
I love Tux, get well soon buddy!
BSD boys struck again.
That doesn’t look like her, and besides, her name is Xenia.
this post was submitted on 16 Nov 2024
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