Hope you like getting absolutely wrecked in Diddy Kong Racing, scrublord.

The key is not to absolutely destroy at goldeneye but to pick D tier in smash bros

Unfortunately it’s never played out this way for me

Y'know, ch-choose a movie or... Or we can watch some interdimensional cable if you want.

We now return to "Nintendo 69."

Nintendo, oh, what are you doing to me? Oh, Nintendo, oh, Nin...

Or we can watch whatever, y'know.

I think this photo is edited

I thought it was the Rumble Pak that placed the smirk

I bought Donkey Kong 64 as it included the expansion pak. God that game was a grind.

StarCraft 64 was superior because you could highlight 16 troops instead of 12!

And that was about it.

... are we gonna wrestle?

'cause I got a bad knee, just so you know.

I have the ‘Funtastic Watermelon’ transparent red N64 w/ expansion pak, just sayin ladies 👀