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Here Are All the Games That Merrick Garland Played Instead of Doing His Job (hard-drive.net)
submitted 7 months ago by ZeroCool@slrpnk.net to c/theonion@midwest.social
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[–] inb4_FoundTheVegan@lemmy.world 22 points 7 months ago

I remember the day I got my highest score on this game. Nobody cheered for me. Nobody clapped. That day was January 6th, 2021 and I’m still upset being ignored like that.

[–] m3t00@midwest.social 4 points 7 months ago

beat himself like a pro. into the dust bin