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[โ€“] AlligatorBlizzard@sh.itjust.works 26 points 6 months ago (1 children)

A teapot in orbit around the sun somewhere between Earth and Mars.

[โ€“] Tagger@lemmy.world 10 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Or a vase of petunias and a blue whale skeleton?

[โ€“] EveryMuffinIsNowEncrypted@lemmy.blahaj.zone 16 points 6 months ago (2 children)

Actually, I think they were referring to Russell's Teapot.

[โ€“] AlligatorBlizzard@sh.itjust.works 9 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Yes, but now I regret not going for the Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy reference.

[โ€“] Tagger@lemmy.world 3 points 6 months ago (1 children)

No problem. Philosophy can be fun! ^_^

[โ€“] notabot@lemm.ee 26 points 6 months ago (1 children)

A dinosaur skeleton in a spacesuit.

[โ€“] intensely_human@lemm.ee 5 points 6 months ago

The truth is out there

[โ€“] slazer2au@lemmy.world 19 points 6 months ago

That manhole cover from Operation Plumbbob.

[โ€“] ButtKiss@lemmy.dbzer0.com 16 points 6 months ago

Russell's Teapot.

[โ€“] Gieselbrecht@feddit.org 15 points 6 months ago (2 children)

A radio station streaming "Baby Shark" on all frequencies

[โ€“] MacroCyclo@lemmy.ca 3 points 6 months ago

Possibly the most appreciated song on earth.

[โ€“] Fortatech@gregtech.eu 1 points 6 months ago
[โ€“] ICastFist@programming.dev 10 points 6 months ago (1 children)

A giant ship that can transform into a giant robot maid, complete with a vacuum to suck planets' air.

[โ€“] Trollivier@sh.itjust.works 2 points 6 months ago

It went from suck to blow!

[โ€“] jordanlund@lemmy.world 9 points 6 months ago

"YOU ARE HERE" map.

[โ€“] Fenrisulfir@lemmy.ca 6 points 6 months ago

Everything is already in space. Also, whale songs

[โ€“] Churbleyimyam@lemm.ee 5 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Arts and Humanities research.

[โ€“] Cracks_InTheWalls@sh.itjust.works 6 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

A paper floating in space that reads 'Probing the 'Other': Conceptions of Zipzorpian-Terran Relations in Early Explorer Narratives'

[โ€“] fool@programming.dev 5 points 6 months ago

A lone white lawn chair on the surface of Mars

[โ€“] Linktank@lemmy.today 4 points 6 months ago (1 children)
[โ€“] intensely_human@lemm.ee 1 points 6 months ago

Call it The Amooba.

[โ€“] Bronzebeard@lemm.ee 3 points 6 months ago (1 children)
[โ€“] fool@programming.dev 3 points 6 months ago

NASA: Oh you guys are back early!

Astronaut: Moon's haunted.

NASA: What?

Astronaut: grabs gun and gets back on ship Moon's haunted

[โ€“] HiddenLayer555@lemmy.ml 3 points 6 months ago

A single protein molecule.

Something subtle enough to spark debate and controversy but not overplaying it like putting an entire living thing from Earth would be.

[โ€“] geneva_convenience@lemmy.ml 3 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Sprinkle some water on the moon

[โ€“] rcbrk@lemmy.ml 3 points 6 months ago

I'd suggest 35,000 low-earth-orbit satellites but Elon is already working on that.

[โ€“] Xiisadaddy@lemmygrad.ml 2 points 6 months ago

A very small probe that emits an impossible to miss signal at random pretty long intervals and then adjusts its orbit to be very different. It would basically pretend to be various Aliens civilizations trying to contact us. Like every 45 days a new signal from a new part of the sky is picked up and then never repeats and if were just getting tons of messages at once. And since the probe is small and doesnt have a predictable orbit it would be very hard to figure out that its actually a probe and then find it.

Alternatively. A plane full of snakes.

[โ€“] fckreddit@lemmy.ml 2 points 6 months ago

Dark matter, duh.

[โ€“] klemptor@startrek.website 1 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

TMA-2 / Zagadka / Big Brother (the Jovian monolith).