Yeh totally works, I mean, I'm sitting at my desk at work shaking and I can hardly read the screen as random words go variously in and out of focus and despite being hair trigger alert I'm also exhausted and the verge falling face down unconscious on my keyboard and I have to read every email 10 times over before actually understanding it and then somehow still respond in a way that doesn't quite make total sense. But technically, I'm awake and I'm physically here and nobody can say otherwise.

One coffee? No.

A lot of coffee? Yes.

I'll have you know that I'm at work now and I have no idea how much sleep I got.

I'm on two hours sleep and zero litres of coffee. It's late afternoon and my brain hurts

I go to bed at 11pm as an adult because I like to sleep

You can go to bed whenever you want, but your body don't thinks so.

I stared at this way too long wondering what a Cheesy Poof on the sidewalk had to do with coffee.

In my defense, I'm scrolling before going to sleep and my morning coffee has long since worn off.

Yea, sometimes I have day like that. I am shift worker, so my sleep schedule is constantly fucked up.

I've quit drinking coffee two weeks ago. I felt really numb for 8 days, and then I started to just feel normal again. Before I drank way too much coffee. Now I don't know what to do, if I want to drink a little bit of tea every day or if I want to use caffeine just on an occasional basis trying to avoid any dependency. For now I'll stick to 0 caffeine for a little longer and see how I feel. But I'd be curious to know other peoples experiences or advice.

A pan to the head would do more for you than coffee

You can afford sleeping 4x longer than me?

But can you also stand up when you want? Who's your daddy now?

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