418
top 40 comments
sorted by: hot top controversial new old
[-] wesker@lemmy.sdf.org 67 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

Three hole, so I can still stuff my face with Doritos while I'm hacking.

[-] qjkxbmwvz@startrek.website 30 points 3 days ago

...using chopsticks of course, so you don't get your mechanical keyboard dirty.

[-] spicytuna62@lemmy.world 26 points 3 days ago

But turning the keyboard upside down is how you find the snacks you stored for later!

[-] Lemjukes@lemm.ee 5 points 3 days ago

I was gonna say, how tf am I supposed to eat all these cool ranch chips if I’m wearing mask 1?

[-] Sergio@slrpnk.net 16 points 3 days ago

Old-school: hoodie and mirrorshades.

And let's not forget the hands....

[-] LovableSidekick@lemmy.world 5 points 3 days ago

click click click... I'm in!

[-] MonkderVierte@lemmy.ml 1 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)
[-] TriflingToad@sh.itjust.works 22 points 3 days ago

Don't forget the FINGERLESS gloves. Fingerprints are OK as along as it's fashionable

[-] Zaphod@discuss.tchncs.de 6 points 3 days ago

The trick is to put other put other someone else's skin on your fingers before

[-] HatchetHaro@lemmy.blahaj.zone 32 points 3 days ago
[-] ThePyroPython@lemmy.world 16 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

An Army of Gimp Hackers for a Cyber Goth Mistress?

Why do I feel like this already exists as some obscure web comic?

[-] skulblaka@sh.itjust.works 4 points 3 days ago

I've met a couple hackers and their polycules, this probably already exists irl

[-] datavoid@lemmy.ml 3 points 3 days ago

Nice, zipper for the doritos

[-] Maggoty@lemmy.world 12 points 3 days ago

You guys don't wear a gas mask? Am I the only one who uses nerve gas on the building to make sure I'm not interrupted?

[-] db0@lemmy.dbzer0.com 17 points 3 days ago

Only way I'm comfortable is when I am in dark room and have am projecting my code directly into my face while coding.

[-] Fenrisulfir@lemmy.ca 11 points 3 days ago

Depends if it’s winter and/or I plan on sucking dick while hacking

[-] LovableSidekick@lemmy.world 9 points 3 days ago

Neither - for hacking I hire a genius Asian geek girl with piercings and a green sideways ponytail.

[-] burgersc12@mander.xyz 17 points 3 days ago

Left side is a skier. Right side does a criminal. I don't make the rules.

[-] potpotato@lemmy.world 17 points 3 days ago

Counterterrorist, Terrorist

[-] NoSpotOfGround@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago

Ninja, IRA.

[-] QuentinCallaghan@sopuli.xyz 19 points 3 days ago

I prefer having no holes so that I can run ipconfig and ping.

[-] SuspiciousCatThing@pawb.social 10 points 3 days ago

The one with the mouth hole so I can still hit my vape.

[-] MutilationWave@lemmy.world 4 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

I was thinking, I'm definitely going to be smoking so that one.

I'm an idiot. I'll just cut a smoke hole with one of the knives.

[-] robocall@lemmy.world 3 points 3 days ago

you can hit your vape through the other one.

[-] NatakuNox@lemmy.world 13 points 3 days ago

Both at the same time. Can't be too safe

[-] underwire212@lemm.ee 10 points 3 days ago

The one where you can’t see my eyebrows

[-] Rai@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 points 3 days ago

The only correct answer is three-hole because GENTLEMEN

[-] sirico@feddit.uk 13 points 3 days ago

One hole more tacticool

[-] kartoffelsaft@programming.dev 11 points 3 days ago

Left because it filters out the other hacker's viruses.

3 hole so I can smoke at the same time

[-] HubertManne@moist.catsweat.com 11 points 3 days ago

three hole but the picture only has one of them in the right location.

[-] SapphironZA@sh.itjust.works 7 points 3 days ago

Depends on if you plan to encounter any CEOs when you go for a walk outside.

[-] EffortlessEffluvium@lemm.ee 6 points 3 days ago

The one on the left gives me a clearer view of the depth of my cleaver…

[-] ohellidk@sh.itjust.works 9 points 3 days ago

Shit, thought you were supposed to be completely naked so there's no evidence to leave behind!

[-] wesker@lemmy.sdf.org 4 points 3 days ago

The FBI will find all the cum.

[-] DragonsInARoom@lemmy.world 6 points 3 days ago

Left side: burguler Right side: terrorist

[-] psvrh@lemmy.ca 6 points 3 days ago

One hole, because of Danger Diabolik

this post was submitted on 14 Dec 2024
418 points (98.6% liked)

Memes

8496 readers
1008 users here now

Post memes here.

A meme is an idea, behavior, or style that spreads by means of imitation from person to person within a culture and often carries symbolic meaning representing a particular phenomenon or theme.

An Internet meme or meme, is a cultural item that is spread via the Internet, often through social media platforms. The name is by the concept of memes proposed by Richard Dawkins in 1972. Internet memes can take various forms, such as images, videos, GIFs, and various other viral sensations.


Laittakaa meemejä tänne.

founded 2 years ago
MODERATORS