I need more context.

TIL I'm corn because I'm full of shit

But like why did they fill up all plump and not just be like a deflated balloon.

I compulsively chew at least 11 times in a vain attempt to diminish my obesity. My lack of a sizable beer gut(versus most of my peers) shows promise, nevermind that I basically don't drink, but I assure you, the corn does not care.

Disclaimer, I have dysphagia, so this isn't meant to be the average person's experience, but... I was eating when I read this and counted how many times I chewed when I took a bite until I felt comfortable swallowing and it was 47. You're telling me normal people can chew as low as 2 times? Astounding.

This is the most alarming experience. Especially in the middle of winter when fewer things have corn readily included

Do they come out as grapes

Expound please.

It has like 2 pixels of white on the u, I had to scroll back up to know what you were talking about.

https://sh.itjust.works/post/29385078

Edit: Also just so you know, your downvotes on 196 are just a shout into the void, considering blahaj has them disabled <3

This censorship is so weak that I honestly think it's parody at this point.