If your partner can't handle you at your helicopter dick thing then they don't deserve your Co-bum-bo impersonation
While I'm not adequate to helicopter, I've never been with a girl ("[mine]" or otherwise) who wasn't fascinated by the mechanisms of the organ. They've definitely all been curious about "the twitch" even though every woman I know does kegels.
I'm not qualified to comment on whether this applies to those who aren't otherwise interested.
My strapon is too rigid to helicopter ๐
You can buy floppy ones
Also, now I really want to see someone do that
You spin me right around , right around. Like a record, baby, right around.
Thank you for quoting the correct version of the song.
Now get off my lawn.
You deserve better
this post was submitted on 18 Dec 2024
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