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Digital Assistant Now Leading Citywide Interventions for Screen Time Addicts

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[-] Steve@startrek.website 4 points 3 days ago

"It invited my CEO to discuss my 'concerning pattern of 3 AM TikTok sessions,'" reported marketing manager Jessica Wu. "Then it started sending my screen time reports to my mother with the subject line 'Wellness Accountability Partnership Update.'"

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