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[–] MataVatnik@lemmy.world 163 points 2 years ago (2 children)

BRB gonna go cure my autism by watching Bladerunner 2049 two hundred times in a row

[–] devils_advocate@lemmy.ml 29 points 2 years ago (3 children)

You are given a calf-skin wallet on your birthday...

[–] shalafi@lemmy.world 12 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] Comment105@lemm.ee 7 points 2 years ago

You need the number for the fine arts forgery department?

[–] MataVatnik@lemmy.world 9 points 2 years ago

"My briefcase," Rick said as he rummaged for the Voigt-Kampff forms. "Nice, isn't it? Department issue."

"Well, well," Rachael said remotely.

"Babyhide," Rick said. He stroked the black leather surface of the briefcase. "One hundred percent genuine human babyhide." He saw the two dial indicators gyrate frantically. But only after a pause. The reaction had come, but too late. He knew the reaction period down to a fraction of a second, the correct reaction period; there should have been none. "Thanks, Miss Rosen," he said, and gathered together the equipment again; he had concluded his retesting. "Thats all."

"You're leaving?" Rachael asked.

"Yes." he said. "I'm satisfied."

Cautiously, Rachael said, "What about the other nine subjects?"

"The scale has been adequate in your case," he answered. "I can extrapolate from that, it's clearly still effective."

To Eldon Rosen, who slumped morosely by the door of the room, he said, "Does she know?" Sometimes they didn't; false memories had been tried various times, generally in the mistaken idea that through them reactions to testing would be altered. Eldon Rosen said, "No. We programmed her completely. But I think toward the end she suspected." To the girl he said, "You guessed when he asked for one more try." Pale, Rachael nodded fixedly, "Don't be afraid of him," Eldon Rosen told her. "You're not an escaped android on Earth illegally, you're the property of the Rosen Association, used as a sales device for prospective emigrants. He walked to the girl, put put his hand comfortingly on her shoulder, at touch the girl flinched.

[–] dangblingus@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 2 years ago

Skin? Skin. Skin. Dry Skin. Skin. Hands made of skin. Dry Skin. Skin.

[–] undeffeined@lemmy.ml 7 points 2 years ago (1 children)
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[–] ChicoSuave@lemmy.world 110 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (2 children)

Thank god anon didn't watch Breaking Bad.

[–] Something_Complex@lemmy.world 12 points 2 years ago (1 children)

That would have also made him fun

[–] ShitOnABrick@lemmy.world 13 points 2 years ago

Anon we need to cook anon

[–] mrbubblesort@kbin.social 3 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Maybe he turns into Hank and starts collecting rocks

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[–] AdmiralShat@programming.dev 71 points 2 years ago (1 children)

This is absurd, but extremely believable

[–] Delphia@lemmy.world 17 points 2 years ago

I would absolutely watch this movie.

[–] Shard@lemmy.world 36 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

TIL Frasier is actually autist

[–] ALostInquirer@lemm.ee 35 points 2 years ago (8 children)

How do people go about making really long images like this? And also, what screen resolution are they aimed at?

Any time I find images like this I end up having to zoom in & pan about to read whatever text's included. It's not much trouble, but when I come across them I'm often a little perplexed by the formatting.

[–] gamermanh@lemmy.dbzer0.com 47 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Modern phones let you scroll after taking a screenshot

At least I know IOS does, and I've done it on android before

[–] can@sh.itjust.works 15 points 2 years ago

Samsung has had scrolling screenshots for ages too.

[–] ALostInquirer@lemm.ee 8 points 2 years ago (5 children)

Thanks, I should have clarified that I'm asking from a desktop perspective.

There are more options on that front, but I think the browser screenshot tool may kinda work for a full page shot then I guess you might crop it? But those have still seemed kinda rough to me so made me wonder.

[–] gnuplusmatt@startrek.website 10 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I’m asking from a desktop perspective.

my second monitor is rotated

[–] ALostInquirer@lemm.ee 3 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Would you happen to be into shmups?

[–] gnuplusmatt@startrek.website 6 points 2 years ago

More for tiling 3 windows across it, or editing a long document

... I have played raiden on it a few times

[–] scarilog@lemmy.world 10 points 2 years ago

Firefox actually has full page screenshots built in. Was a super welcome feature when I switched to it from chrome recently.

[–] Moghul@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago

In firefox, right click anywhere on the page and click "Take screenshot". Then on the top right, click "Save full page"

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[–] Mozingo@lemmy.world 13 points 2 years ago (1 children)

They splice together multiple mobile screenshots. There might be an app that lets you press a button, scroll, then press stop, to do the same thing.

But it's definitely designed for mobile. This reads really easily on my phone.

[–] ALostInquirer@lemm.ee 3 points 2 years ago (1 children)

This reads really easily on my phone.

Through one of the apps, presumably? I typically use browser on mobile & so have the same zoom/pan experience described above.

[–] can@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 years ago

Sync automatically zooms it in to full width. Really nice for screenshots like this or web comics.

[–] Lumun@lemmy.zip 3 points 2 years ago

Looks fine to me on desktop via Alexandrite

[–] WhyJiffie@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 years ago

I think these are long, stitched screenshots made on a phone

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[–] Plavatos@sh.itjust.works 31 points 2 years ago (3 children)

Scrambled eggs all over my face. What is a boy to do.

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[–] yokonzo@lemmy.world 27 points 2 years ago

Could have been worse, could've put on trailer park boys

[–] rmuk@feddit.uk 13 points 2 years ago (2 children)

New season of Frasier starts next week.

[–] TWeaK@lemm.ee 5 points 2 years ago

Had to double check the date of the green text, looks like advertisers haven't quite worked out how to astroturf there yet.

[–] dangblingus@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 2 years ago

It'll break his brain to see Frasier at such new lows.

[–] EarthShipTechIntern@lemm.ee 11 points 2 years ago (7 children)

Can't read this. Shit resolution.

[–] StaplesMcGee@lemm.ee 20 points 2 years ago (4 children)

On boost you need to enable HD images before its readable. I assume it's the same for other apps.

[–] EarthShipTechIntern@lemm.ee 3 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Thanks! Using boost transferring from Reddit.

Still very new, but happy to be led to lemmyverse & made aware of fediverse.

New interwebs! Fun!

[–] CheezyWeezle@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago (1 children)

On Boost, go to Settings > Advanced > Media Viewer, under Image Viewer check "Load HQ Images" so you don't need to hit the button every time

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[–] JohnDClay@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (2 children)

I'm not seeing it in settings. There is something in advanced and media viewer, load hd images, but that doesn't seem to load higher quality images for me. Maybe I need to restart to clear the cache.

[–] Mr_Buscemi@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 2 years ago (1 children)

When viewing images I see a [HD] button on the top right next to the download button. Clicking that will just convert the image to HD.

[–] JohnDClay@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Yeah I get that too, I was just wondering if there was a way to change to higher definition by default.

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[–] StaplesMcGee@lemm.ee 2 points 2 years ago

That's the option yes. It's probably the cache like you said.

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[–] Gerbler@lemmy.ml 5 points 2 years ago

I slogged through the whole thing and now that I'm reading the comments it's decided to go full crisp hd. A little earlier would have been nice...

[–] jdaxe@infosec.pub 2 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Looks fine to me if I zoom in, probably an issue with your client

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[–] Diplomjodler@feddit.de 2 points 2 years ago

Needs way more JPEG.

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[–] someguy3@lemmy.ca 6 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Cam Winston!

(Can also watch Cheers, he's there as part of an ensemble.)

[–] mrbubblesort@kbin.social 6 points 2 years ago

There are certainly worse role models he could've chosen, so not bad I guess

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