Lol it's definitely photoshopped

Ah shit you right, I was thinking the DMG. Well half that then.

A Gameboy color gets at most 30 hours and takes 2 AA batteries. So across 30 million years, you'd need about 16 billion batteries lol

Ah the audio is very important for this video. I had it muted.

The younger generations decided that being offended by swear words is fucking stupid.

I don't think it's referencing anyone in particular. It's just common for US politicians to be creationists or idiots, or both.

The whole fossils in the mountains thing is how creationists explain dinosaurs through the flood/Noah's ark, since they believe earth was created 6000 years ago.

As someone who regularly eats 1million+ Scoville chilies and sauces, these chips ain't nothing to fuck with. It gave me the absolute worst stomach pains I've ever had, it was like the flu but worse. There's gotta be something in those chips that at a level that's not normal for peppers.

Well it's produced by Leto, so ask him why he put himself in it.

The unedited version for reference:

So from what I can find, you're right in that it's not 100% goo, but it's not really "coordinated small steps either". It's a messy fluid process that all sort of happens at once. When caterpillars are inside their chrysalises, they first digest themselves by releasing an enzyme. But this enzyme doesn't break down everything. Some organs are completely dissolved and completely new ones are grown from the goo, but most only partially, and are moved around remodeled into their butterfly counterparts. As for the entirely new parts, like wings, they've actually been inside the caterpillar since before the cocoon as these tiny clumps of cells call imaginal discs, and it's only during metamorphosis that they begin to develop into their full size organ. It's really cool, and you should read more about it. I'm no expert, so I'm sure I explained it badly, but here's some good links.

https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC6711294/

https://downloads.hindawi.com/journals/psyche/1897/062863.pdf

Fgc: fighting game community. Games like Street Fighter, Tekken, etc.

Neutral: the point in the game where neither player has an advantage, like in the beginning where the players are just moving back and forth trying to get the first hit in, and thereby gain advantage.

Puppy girls: y'know, girls who wear puppy ears and collars or whatever.

Clicker training: a form of dog training that involves reinforcing good behavior with a little device that makes a click noise, which can help the dog more precisely understand what action was correct than rewarding with food after.

So I think what he's saying is that when you train a puppy girl with clicker training, you're basically training them to quickly react to click sounds, like how players might respond to the sound of their opponents controller as a way of predicting their moves. So they'd be very good at the neutral game, since they'd be able to get the first hit in or effectively block/counter the opponents first hit. The guy responding is suggesting that if he brought tennis balls he could throw them in the middle of the match and distract the puppy girl - since dogs chase tennis balls - thereby giving him the upper hand. I hope this helps lol

Edit: the part about clicker training

Back on Reddit some dude and his roomates made a subreddit called 195 (their dorm number). It only had one rule, when you visit, you have to post a meme. Eventually the public found the subreddit and started posting their own memes. It got huge and out of hand and some awful stuff started getting posted so they finally deleted the subreddit. That disappointed a bunch of people so a sequel was made, 196. This community is a recreation of that second subreddit.