In before someone posts the green text story of a friendship of two straight dudes just being straight dudes having a good time blowing each other
That doesn't narrow it down as much as you'd think
CHOO CHOO
This is not gay. A cock was touched, even stroked, but there is no mention of the soap. Did it fell? Did someone pick it up?
"hear me out man"
"I have an idea for a great prank."
If touching dick is gay almost every man is a homosexual
What about touching other peoples' dicks?
Dick is dick I'd say
My wife is definitely gay then
Traumatize them back. Best revenge type.
Is it weird that the most unrelatable thing here for me is that SongeBob existed when anon was in high school?
Edit: a word
This is where I remind you that 4chan has existed for over 21 years. Meaning that a kid born the day it started operation is now old enough to legally drink in the United States.
Tim is getting married at ~22?
Americans marry early. And often.
Is that strange where you are from?
Indeed. Here most people are still either getting their education or just starting with work.
I got married while in school and just before starting my internship. Going through school married is awesome.
Ahh, they must've whispered "no homo" before getting in the showers together!
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