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Time is an unstoppable force
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Time is a human invention.
Time is a tool you can put on the wall, or wear it on your wrist
Which man has created to aid his sense of decay, movement of all things, and exertion of control on his world
Found Emil Ciorans lemmy account
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Math is hard
It doesn't get easier once ya turn 100, sonny, let me tell ya.
This meme is from the future!
Assuming we make it that far
Huge assumption
One day this meme will be true.
In 2043 to be exact.
@remindme@mstdn.social 19 years
Ugh math get out of here it's a weekend
@TheImpressiveX Ok, I will remind you on Tuesday Dec 22, 2043 at 9:21 AM PST.
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I'm born in 1975.
I'm fucking sunk. :)
I'm having a 50 year old crisis, wants to stop working, wants to travel, wants to have a new life. The entire kit. It's fun. Really. :)
Same
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I'm 145 years old. Where are my bald gang at?
I've gotta get back to preparing my coffin, I don't have time for this
look at my steam account, i'll be 125 yrs old on 1/1/25
Congratulations!
Well I'm balding like one at least.
I guess this is one of those memes that age like fine wine?
More like a broken clock: correct eventually for a short time.
We will see but chances are
Then start turning rancid the next year
Oh shit! I was born in 1979. How old does that make me?
Google it bro
Ain't nobody got time for that gonna ask AI
64
I think you did the math wrong. It's 69.
You wish, we are doing missionary tonight as usual.
I'd say I'm surprised
But then again, this is Lemmy, the place where they vehemently oppose generational wealth and yet clutch their pearls when their so called parents spend all that hard earned wealth on themselves
this post was submitted on 22 Dec 2024
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