If someone dislikes you enough to divorce you, you should think twice before putting a baby in them.

You also have no ownership of said baby as it is still a part of the mother until it screams its way out of the vagina.

Upgrade your Jitterbug, mate. Looks fine from here.

Everyone that voted for Cheeto Christ has willingly put their teeth to the curb, so SUKBRICK isn't far off.

I love that in Fallout one of the crafting materials you get from breaking down cigarettes is asbestos. Its not true of course, at least I don't think so...

How have I never known this‽

Settle down child, and let me tell you the tale of Ron Burgundy...

How do they work?!

I'm unrelated news, public transportation simulator sales have spiked 175% since 2011.

Can you ask them to wrap up your still born after the procedure like when you have a tooth extracted? Holy crap that is indeed grim.

I called out a form and one of the options was for diet. The choices were:

Omnivore, Vegetarian, Vogon.

Its the Homan Square Black Site. Used to be a Sears warehouse. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Homan_Square_facility

Way back before computers had sleep mode we were encouraged to shut it down when not in use to save electricity. I don't think Windows 3.11 had it. The first time I think I remember encountering it was Windows 2000, but correct me if I'm wrong.