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[–] davel@lemmy.ml 9 points 3 months ago

He called in sick for our sins πŸ™

[–] UltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.ml 7 points 3 months ago
[–] lednaBM@stranger.social 3 points 3 months ago

@yogthos πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ˜‚

[–] anthra@todon.nl 3 points 3 months ago

@yogthos pic description: Jesus sits sadly on a stone in a desert landscape with folded hands. Text: ”Whenever IΒ΄m in trouble, i think, 'What would Jesus do?' Then I pretend to be dead and dissapear for three days."

[–] Isoprenoid@programming.dev 3 points 3 months ago

Yes, "pretend to be dead". An easy task to do when you are:

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nailed to a cross in front of a crowd which vehemently hates you and will ensure that you are dead.

That's some pretty good pretending, Jesus. A more believable out is to say that his followers made up the story that he resurrected.