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Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees? (lemmy.myserv.one)
submitted 1 year ago by JoeKlemmer@lemmy.myserv.one to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world
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Because they’re so good at it.

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[-] AJamesBrown@aussie.zone 31 points 1 year ago

Why don't you see elephants hiding in trees?

  • They're very good at it

Why do elephants paint their testicles red?

  • So they can hide in cherry trees

What's the loudest sound in the jungle?

  • Giraffes eating cherries
[-] MrSnowy@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 year ago

Ok, that's gold. Thank you

[-] owenfromcanada@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago

I always head this as:

How does an elephant hide in a cherry tree?

It paints its toenails red. You've never seen one? That's because it works.

[-] nudnyekscentryk@szmer.info 4 points 1 year ago

And I know this joke as:

Do you know why are elephants' eyes red?

(why?)

So that they can hide in cranberry trees

(I've never seen an elephant in a cranberry tree)

That's because it hid so well

[-] Rhynoplaz@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

But cranberries don't grow on trees.

[-] jjjalljs@ttrpg.network 4 points 1 year ago

I thought it was going to be "they blend in with all the trunks" or similar

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