Why don't you see elephants hiding in trees?
- They're very good at it
Why do elephants paint their testicles red?
- So they can hide in cherry trees
What's the loudest sound in the jungle?
- Giraffes eating cherries
this post was submitted on 12 Oct 2023
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Ok, that's gold. Thank you
I always head this as:
How does an elephant hide in a cherry tree?
It paints its toenails red. You've never seen one? That's because it works.
And I know this joke as:
Do you know why are elephants' eyes red?
(why?)
So that they can hide in cranberry trees
(I've never seen an elephant in a cranberry tree)
That's because it hid so well
But cranberries don't grow on trees.
I thought it was going to be "they blend in with all the trunks" or similar