You soiled the joke!

Make every car moan when you start it

All my homies hate children. - unity devs

Why is google plus on the keyboard?

But they're old memes to me if I post them :( /s

They're talking windows in general

This goes for both chrome and bing: If a service is free, you are the product.

Hot take: corporatism and infotainment. You control money and information, you control the world.

You do realise that the potassium alone in your body is more radioactive than that water, right?

You are literally more radioactive.

This isn't even worth a story.

I also need a 3.5" harddrive and a push lawnmower

Jokes on you, I'm a murderer

The KDE Konnect Kult: Where acronyms shouldn't be used.

I just hide the N word, long R word very well several dozen times throughout my site so they have to manually blacklist it.