They fired Agent 747?
this post was submitted on 30 Dec 2024
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Oof, those poor assassins.
I hear there's lots of work in New York
I always figured those were non-employee contractors.
Same! Sounds like they had so much work it was worth hiring a team.
The incredible thing is, that's one department that will never get hit with layoffs by them.
I'm sure we can come up with a job for them.