What is all natural body deodorant? Also, anybody but Susan.

I get to work in an actual office (*_*) with walls?
Also... Wallace.

Dayzie

Lewis for sure we can have competitions

I eat an insanely high protein diet and I crossfit regularly... "I'm not locked in here with you, You're locked in here with me!"

what's wrong with microwaving tuna?

Ah the scenarios we are forced to imagine with back to office mandates. I'll go with Dayzie because we have similar ideologies about deodorant and I can't wait for someone to complain to Susan so I can be oppositionally defiant.

Kinda wanna have Susan in your corner, tbf.

Dayzie obviously

I’d share an office with Brice only so I could steal his lunch every day, open it, and dump it into a sealed trash can.

Dayzie or Wallace. They both seem pretty easy.

Caleb, easy choice. Like do you know how great CrossFit is for you? Dude you don't even need equipment! Just start...

Uno reverse challenge: It's your job to allocate two of these people to the same office, and if one of them quits, gets fired, or dies you get that office to yourself. Which two do you pair up for the fastest vacancy and why?

I'm not sure id have a problem with any of these honestly.

Tough crowd. I would go with the farter. Everyone farts.

I would get Shiloh but I bet he talks in math and buzzes like a fridge

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Lewis or Wallace. or both, so I can have fun hearing them fight

You shouldn't steal memes from the meme museum

definitely not susan

Definitely Wallace

Jacksepticeye

When Wallace croaks ya got your own office

Hannah’s happiness and optimism would probably be good for me but could also backfire hard

I wear all-natural deodorant too. It's microwaved-tuna flavoured.

Can I work from home instead?

I'll take Hannah, Shiloh, Caleb or Wallace, and some noise canceling headphones.

How does no one want to work with Brice? That seems manageable