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[–] tino@lemmy.world 5 points 5 months ago

I wear all-natural deodorant too. It's microwaved-tuna flavoured.

[–] Chefdano3@lemm.ee 4 points 5 months ago

Wait I get an office? Fuck man I don't mind sharing with any one of these people. It beats the hell outta being in a cubicle row surrounded by all of them, which has been my experience so far.

[–] Whateley@lemm.ee 4 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Shiloh because I fuck with anyone down with Gary Numan.

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[–] Valmond@lemmy.world 4 points 5 months ago

Anyone but Susan.

[–] criss_cross@lemmy.world 4 points 5 months ago

I still get a kick that they lifted the picture of Common Man for "Brice": https://www.971thefan.com/show/common-man-and-t-bone/

[–] Diddlydee@feddit.uk 4 points 5 months ago

Wallace, clearly. Also Shiloh likes Gary Numan based on the jumper, and you can't like it without listening to it.

[–] Aceticon@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

The subtle just under the surface love-hate passive-aggressive interplay between Dayzie and Brice (if you're lucky, culminating in some kind of passionate-beyond-their-control office affair between them) would make that pair the most interesting to have as colleagues in the long run, IMHO.

Wallace or Shiloh.

[–] ItsYourBoyHalo@lemmy.world 4 points 5 months ago

Susan and Wallace >>>>>

[–] finitebanjo@lemmy.world 4 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

I want to pick both Hannah and Shiloh and see how the situation develops from there.

[–] Eric_Pollock@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 5 months ago

Lewis's real name is Sean McLoughlin, and I would not mind sharing that office.

[–] don@lemm.ee 3 points 5 months ago

Time to quit.

I could do in a four person office with Shiloh, Dayze, and Wallace.

[–] Irelephant@lemm.ee 3 points 5 months ago

shiloh seems fine, walice is probably sound.

[–] elliot_crane@lemmy.world 3 points 5 months ago

Yeah this is an easy Shiloh angle for me. I’m down for some Radiohead every now and then, and when I’m not, that’s what noise cancelling headphones are for.

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 3 points 5 months ago

sighs Shiloh... 😮‍💨

[–] hemko@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 5 months ago

Je suis Lewis

[–] Taleya@aussie.zone 3 points 5 months ago

Bryce, don't mind me the smell o tuna.

[–] socsa@piefed.social 3 points 5 months ago

Known farter because I can assert dominance

[–] BilboBargains@lemmy.world 3 points 5 months ago

Jokes on you, I smell like a vagrant

[–] Dasus@lemmy.world 3 points 5 months ago

Wallace, if he isn't a dick about weed smell.

[–] AceFuzzLord@lemm.ee 2 points 5 months ago

Either Dayzie or Brice. Cannot smell, so neither of them would be bad, but the sounds Lewis might make would be distracting and outright disgusting on their own.

[–] dumbass@leminal.space 2 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)
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