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submitted 20 hours ago by BrikoX@lemmy.zip to c/usa@midwest.social

Security guards have made the list of fastest-growing jobs for the first time in the wake of the assassination of United Healthcare CEO Brian Thompson.

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[-] fishabel@discuss.online 64 points 19 hours ago

They’re scared, but they’re building a defense to continue as usual.

[-] reallykindasorta@slrpnk.net 5 points 10 hours ago* (last edited 10 hours ago)

Yeah one guy could easily take out two people, I recommend every CEO and CFO surround themselves with 6 minimum wage workers with guns.

[-] gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works 29 points 18 hours ago

Good thing it’s totally impossible for any subsequent Adjusters to get a job as a security guard and inside job that shit. That’d be a really big security hole, wouldn’t it? 😉

[-] jjjalljs@ttrpg.network 30 points 18 hours ago

I can imagine a movie like

  • form security company
  • become successful , hired for many rich people
  • everyone thinks you sold out
  • execute a bunch of rich assholes all at once in a coordinated manner
[-] ivanovsky@lemm.ee 5 points 12 hours ago

That's basically the plot of Revenge of the Sith.

[-] HasturInYellow@lemmy.world 7 points 17 hours ago

One can dream right?

[-] Faydaikin@beehaw.org 26 points 18 hours ago

So he's creating jobs now too?

[-] MagicShel@lemmy.zip 16 points 17 hours ago

I'm starting to think he'd make a great President.

[-] NOT_RICK@lemmy.world 20 points 19 hours ago

Good time to be a Pinkerton I guess

[-] TommySoda@lemmy.world 12 points 19 hours ago

I wonder how good health insurance through work is if you work in security...

this post was submitted on 09 Jan 2025
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