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Instead try this: Say "What?" And stare at them. Wait for them to explain. Act as though you do not know what a sneeze is. Allow them to explain the process of a sneeze. Tell them you have never experienced that in your life. Wait for them to get exasperated then in a dismissive way mention that you aren't sure you believe them, and change the subject.
Congratulations, you have won this interaction.
The ol' smooth shark maneuver
I always say “shut up” in the most annoyed way possible.
I don't see anything wrong with gesundheit. It means health. And really I feel like the German expression is just saying - be healthy dammit, and stop sneezing!
You can also say "Schönheit – gesund biste ja": "Beauty – you're already healthy after all"
That's what my German grandfather taught me to say and it's what I say.
Gesundheit
Prosit
Mahlzeit!
This was covered extensively on an episode of Seinfeld
"I hate when you do that"
That's my favorite
I like "cleanup aisle 5!"
sneeze once "Bless you."
Sneeze twice "Gesundheit."
Sneeze three times "Ok now you're just fishing for attention."
"Satan curse you"
“I’m sorry, I didn’t quite catch that.” - in a Siri voice “Nah, I’m good, thanks though.” “Dude! You scared the crap outta me!”
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I always 'shhhh' like a librarian would
Curse you.
In Greece we say "Γείτσες", which is a dimunitive for "Υγεία" (=Health), so essentially its like wishing the other person to be healthy.
We say the same in the Netherlands, and sometimes we also say the equivalent for "cheers", not sure why though.
I like to say GOD BLESS YOU in the most dramatic exaggerated way possible immediately after I sneeze so I beat everyone to the punch. You can't bless me bitches.
"Don't you dare ask God to help me," Crawford reportedly snapped at the nurses praying at her bedside, before moments later the Academy Award winner took her final breath.
https://www.express.co.uk/entertainment/films/1749878/joan-crawford-final-words-spt
"Well done" and "clean that up" are my favourites
Sneezing isn't normal! I never sneeze.
I sneeze multiple times daily whenever I go outside because of ACHOO Syndrome (yes that is a real name lol)
You poor dear! You should see a doctor. IT IS NOT NORMAL TO SNEEZE!
In Dutch you can say "you sneezed"
So the expected response in Dutch is to just tell someone they sneezed?
Sneezing isn’t normal, I never sneeze
get any on you?
I always tell my partner to cut it out when they sneeze.
"I disagree"
I like to say “acknowledged!” like Picard
"I'm going to sneeze."
"Make it so!"
Ew
Yuk
"Heard, chef"
I say "god damn you" to unwork the broken blessing system.
recently, schatzi asked me to stop saying gesundheit or bless you or something each time she sneezes because it triggers her to sneeze again apparently...
Why don't you try to go for a high score? I wonder if they could whip out a 10 streak.
My record was about 40 times in a row. I fucking hate spring.