I'd land in a minefield, with only numbers to help me out.

I'd be hanging out in my nice Minecraft city my friends and I are building. Honestly wouldn't be too bad

Odds are that I get run over by a train shortly after. Also the factory must grow.

Path of Achra - the game speaks for itself.

Valheim, so probably killed by a falling tree.

BG3, so I'm either getting body snatched, horribly murdered, or laid.

If my regular Apex Legends experience applies, I've got about 30 seconds to live and no hope of my teammates reviving me.

Lucky me, I live in Stardew Valley now. And I'm never going back.

Grow the factory.

WH40K: Darktide. In the grim dark future of the 41st millennium I am so F-ed in the A.

Hang out with a bunch of cool dudes, do some diving, make some sushi.

Sounds pretty ideal.

Rimwold. I'll be dying from an infection caused by a chinchilla's bite.

I'd look pretty out of place as an overweight 43 year old man playing in the Women's World Cup.

I'd be miserable in a basement, flinging my tears at flies and poop.

Caves of Qud. Guess I'm a farmer now. The world is very dangerous.

Stuck in the liminal space of THPS 1 and 2. Skateboarding forever. Alone.

Ffs i only olayed one match of Starship Troopers... Im getting dismembered by an oversized animstronic alien ant

It's animal crossing. I eat some fruit and then forget and hit a rock and break it.

Punching trees hurts.

I’m so glad I decided not to play Alien Isolation tonight.

Groan. That means I am stuck in boring but pretty Starfield forever.

Guess I would finally build an Outpost 😆

I go and live a peaceful life in Kakariko Village

Brain damage (rocket league).

Elden Ring. If it's anything like my playing experience. I'm dead within 2 minutes.

Get fucked 25 different ways by a megacorp.

I'd be living in the slums in Night City and have a higher quality of life than anyone I know in real life

~~I would go bowling with my cousin.~~

Oh wait, I forgot I played the RoboCop demo. Uh oh...

My minecraft mod pack so id basically be the god that created that universe.

I die. Just like I do in CS2. Shouldn't have started again, I'm just too old for this shit.

I'm trying to learn how to read in war-torn Bohemia in the High Medieval Ages :/

I die of heart attack, bleeding, poison and disease simultaneously near the entrance to the Darkest Dungeon

I continue my attempts to Slay the Spire

Shitty time to have dusted off plants vs zombies. Guess me and crazy Dave are buds now. If you need me, I'll be rummaging through the kitchen cabinets looking for a helmet!

I'll need to build shelter , gather food, add defense and make a dam table to eat off of because we just crash landed on a planet and survived, but eating without a table is what sets me off!!

Does D&D count? I could probably have a decent time finding some magic item and then just using it in daily life.

I continue to press the buttons I'm told to, over and over again. Not much has changed.

Darktide?

I'm either getting killed by Nurgle cultists, or by the Inquisition for being weird and knowing heretical words like "Democracy" and "Human Rights".