Everything must be Satisfactory.
I would be the lone human in Deep Rock Galactic. Hopefully I would be transported into the Rig and drink some beers because if I ended up on Hoxxes I'm pretty sure I would be glyphid food.
I like to think that I'd join a pirate crew and go on adventures, but more likely I'd be a hobo on some street on a Caribbean island. Could be worse.
Prince of Persia Warrior Within.
Hmm. If I'm on the island of time I'm royally screwed but living in some random town is okay I guess. Could be worse.
Since it has been confirmed that all the characters in Smash are toys, and the human playing with them are the hands, does that make me a hand?
Get eaten by giant sea abomination if I don't drown trying to collect metals
BALLOONS! Get'm!
Either I'm Link in the Wind Maker, or just one of another NPC. And I'd be okay with being NPC in Zelda: Wind Maker.
Last game I played was World of Tanks, so...
Society as we know it ended in 1919, after the calamitous fall of every world government. There is no order or law save the will of the Tank Clans, roaming columns of tanks from every nation on the constant prowl for ammunition, fuel and supplies to keep their rampage sustained for even a moment longer.
To be a tanker in this time is to embrace chaos and anarchy. Tank clans commit to bloody battles, fighting to the last man over scarce resources. The victors cannibalize the smouldering wrecks of the fallen for whatever scrap remains. Technological advances come at the cost of hundreds fallen, all in the name of making deadlier war machines. This the world I now inhabit, a world of steel and chaos, of armor and war. This is...
The World of Tanks.
Oof! 100% adrenaline until you finally bite the bulle- I mean, the...shells? Sabots?
Faerûn. I'd probably fail to see a trap and die.
But in my defence, those are invisible until I roll a high enough number on a dice.
I'd either be an immortal capsuleer in charge of a space ship. Or I'd be some peasant on a planet that are so unimportant that they don't even get mentioned in the lore.
I get to be a Destiny NPC. Honestly, not the worst fate.
I abandon my plans of defeating Ruby Weapon and just get in the Highwind and go to the Golden Saucer.
Shit Keanu Reaves is in my head making snarky comments about my choices. Could be cool.
I sit and hide until Kratos solves everything
I spawn next to some weird tower with a princess on top. I see another three stone towers in the distance. The princess tells me to go shoot one of the stone towers with my shotgun. When walking on the bridge, giant log with iron spikes just appears in the air and start rolling to me. It nearly kills me, but I survive. My happiness don't last long, because I see old ugly witch spawning near me. Before I can shoot her, she turns me into a pig. Scared and confused, I turn around and run back to safety. Last thing I see is the princess that I thought was my ally, shooting me with her bow. I hate Clash Royale.
Eaten by local fauna,Shot, blown up, or crushed by a titan. Just got done playing titan fall 2.
I open an Inn and get to play Gwent against Gerelt of Rivia!
Mechwarrior 5? Depending on where I end up, I could be fine or screwed...
Drown in rain. I'm too big for the shelters.
OP what game are you describing? I played Middle Earth Shadow of War, so I'd be perched up on a building watching two uruks throttle each other
A text-based Online, browser crime game called TORN.
I was thinking about reinstalling that game but haven't yet done so. I have bad memories of dem uruk chiefs getting op rather quick (yeah I know you gotta kill them with the weaknesses before they learn all your moves 😂)
Wow, Torn looks pretty cool, I didn't know there were still games like this
Shadow of War is not actually that bad, I'm on post game and the uruks are like level 65 and I still run into ones that are mortally vulnerable to stealth, or just plain soft headed or dazed when you pin their feet, and all that. Unless you were playing on a higher difficulty, I'm just on normal.
They get a lot more immunities and stuff but all you gotta do is poke them in the one place they're vulnerable and you're still the man. Only the ones with the adaptable trait really learn from their weaknesses before you can kill or brand them, so it's not too bad.
Got a nice job with autonomy, quite a bit of credits and a sweet spaceship. If only we could have cats in Starfield
Technically I'd be in Night City, but for the first few hours surrounded by homelessness and decay I'd likely be trying to figure out how I got to San Francisco again...
I'm playing Fea Farm so, farm, fish and hang out with my friends all day. Plus I have cute little fairy wings in that game. I'm set for life.
I have a bad time as I can't speak Japanese and am pretty sure subtitles don't come with me.
I hunt mushrooms and apples for the next 5 days till I max out my supply in the stash and carefully avoid monster encounters because I'm scared shitless and I only get one life this time.
I would like to think I would be some kind of PMC trying to survive in a quarantined zone after mass evacuation. The Russian government has cordoned off the area as a result of some kind of conspiracy by a secretive 'Umbrella Corp' style mega corp and has stranded the Russian and Western PMCs that were caught in the area when it closed.
But in reality I would be a Scav and almost immediately killed by some lvl70 Kappa chad.
The last game I played was Yu-Gi-Oh Masterduel so I guess I'd be forced to endlessly play Yu-Gi-Oh against people in the real world...
Armored Core 6, yeah it's probably not going to end well for me.
I'd be thrust into a dog-eat-dog world of 4 warring factions each out to establish dominance and feed themselves. I'd say in a week give or take I'd end up on someone's dinner plate.
(I played 3/4s through of Tooth and Tail last night in 8 hours).
Ask me again in two weeks and I'd be in a city where you MUST take a train to get anywhere, in Cities Skylines 2. That would be a nicer fate.
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