Dying geeting sniped from a bush while trying to not get poisoned by a swarm of zombie bees (Hunt: Showdown).

I'd probably get a bouncy stick to the side of my head before I notice anything.

I'm a muffifed immortal redneck shooting eypgetican creatures sounds good to me at least my teeth isn't all crooked wait do rednecks have good dental care?

I go hunting in Australia. Sounds like a good time.

I dont want to admit how fucked I am, but I almost wish Rimworld was the last game I played now

An Anomaly storm is about to vaporize me or turn me into a god. Odds aren't looking great.

I need to summon the elector counts

I struggle between by fear of spiders and love of angry violent women in black leather

O man I'd be stuck in call of duty, would die repetatively... Guess I shoulda played that porn game they keep advertizing on pornhub

I would be blown to bits by a black scottish cyclops and then get buried in a soup can

I need to find a hat, backpack, and some shoes so I can hopefully survive fighting a genetically engendered duck with the body of Arnold Schwarzenegger, the grim reaper, and a noodle bowl..

I guess I'm dying...

Of laughter at Drax and the banter of the other guardians. Or killed by some flarking space weirdo.

¡El Presidente!

I'd be attacked by a scholar and cleric at night and have my stuff/information taken. People around me won't even be aware of what's happening despite being pummeled an elemental barrage. I will be relatively unscathed though.

Octopath Traveler 2.

I'm now an axolotl with an AK-47 who is killing to provide food for my children.

I don't see a downside.

Digimon cyber sleuth. I guess it really depends in what position I would be in in the world but overall it seems like a jackpot. I get to capture and battle with digimons and there's an actual virtual reality world to travel to. Sweet.

I'd reach out to grab my smartphone only to realize there's now two of them on my desk. I'm about to have a very bad day~

vibing with hatsune miku as the last game i played was F2nd

Schadenfreude and kill bind

I'd probably get killed by a giant ant.

Probably fight a group of cannibals..

I get jumped by a hog-sized cockroach and probably die TBH.

Another HiE story. At least it won't mean an instagib or other untimely demise, that place is pretty chill.

my 1WO stares at me in utter disbelief how his supposedly ace of a Kaleun could fuck up this badly. again. (Silent Hunter 3. snuck into a convoy at night and bad weather. convoy zigs towards me, no time for final speed estimation, i go with last estimate, 4 eels in the water, all pass ahead. possibility: convoy slowed one knot due sea state. decide to surface to reposition. have a brainfart, my artillery starts shooting. hell breaks loose, star shells and searchlights everywhere. both engines AK, course 90. destroyer follows shooting star shells. half an hour zigzagging until he loses me.

Balder's Gate would be pretty chill until the illithids transform everyone

I've been wasting time with Noita and BG3 as of late. I played Noita before leaving for work today, so the most likely thing to happen is I set myself on fire.

I'd eventually fall through a hole and maybe see talking animals several hundred feet below.

I die in a cave collapse while prospecting for cassiterite

Probably be beaten up by a bandit or davis or something

I'm playing golf?

How unlikely! How fortunate I took so long to play Golf Story!

I have to run down a slope, dramatically backstabbing a load of big-headed creatures.