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[–] doingthestuff@lemy.lol 40 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (2 children)

I've gone in and ordered two when it was dead and no one was around, I just sat down and ate them at a table near the ordering line area and the staff watched me eat both of them. Nobody cared.

[–] ByteOnBikes@slrpnk.net 33 points 5 months ago

Pretty sure they took a photo of you. Then they hung it in the back of the store on their "Check out this guy" board. Under your photo, they wrote "ordered two, like a psychopath."

They also posted to chipotlebook, which is a secret social media platform for chipotle workers. Your photo has 12000 comments and 16823 laugh emojis.

Your photo was also shared in the Chipotle shadow council. There's a bean counter (pinto) noticing you're willing to buy two burritos and eat them in a single trip. He does some calculations, and realizes that money making opportunity here. Where the texmex realm mocked you, he sees you as his golden goose. The new "Double Stuffed Burrito" makes bajillions. He's been carrying your photo on his wallet.

The world cares more than you think.

[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 13 points 5 months ago (2 children)

They only start to car if you order one, sit down, eat it, then order another, sit down and eat it, then order another...

[–] Prime_Minister_Keyes@lemm.ee 2 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

Little did doingthestuff know that from the 3rd meal on, they will not let you drive or operate heavy equipment.

[–] Snazz@lemmy.world 1 points 5 months ago

I don’t think they would care about that unless there was a long line and you left no tip.

[–] TriflingToad@sh.itjust.works 30 points 5 months ago

I saw a greentext nearly exactly like this at a dominos where anon forgot his backpack inside and when an employee broght it out to his car she saw him scarfing down his ""friends"" large pizza after eating an entire large pizza in the store

[–] someguy3@lemmy.ca 22 points 5 months ago

They'll also never care.

[–] Boozilla@sh.itjust.works 15 points 5 months ago

I suspect 90% of them don't care. The 10% that do care already judged me as soon as I walked in.

[–] pineapplelover@lemm.ee 10 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (1 children)
[–] pslightlypsycho47@lemmy.world 2 points 5 months ago

This sketch is my favorite of theirs and never gets old!

[–] ABCDE@lemmy.world 8 points 5 months ago (1 children)
[–] LodeMike@lemmy.today 43 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (3 children)

People think that service workers give a shit if you order multiple meals.

[–] ABCDE@lemmy.world 14 points 5 months ago (2 children)

...oh. That makes no sense; do people not know other people? Does anyone care what someone else orders?

[–] FuglyDuck@lemmy.world 7 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (1 children)

This is why I always order two burritos, tacos and another burrito.

They'll never suspect I could eat all that, so it must be for a family, right?

[–] LodeMike@lemmy.today 4 points 5 months ago
[–] RampantParanoia2365@lemmy.world 2 points 5 months ago

I mean, I order two meals at places all the time, because I'm ordering for someone else. It's never even occurred to me that the checkout person might think I was eating both.

[–] BigBenis@lemmy.world 7 points 5 months ago

I definitely understand social anxiety but also it's a waste of energy to be worried that a fast food worker is going to judge you for being hungry.

[–] FauxPseudo@lemmy.world 6 points 5 months ago (1 children)

I've been ordering two meals at a time since I was old enough to still order off the kids menu at Denny's. It makes eating out very expensive but never once have I or the server ever given a crap.

[–] Amanduh@lemm.ee 2 points 5 months ago

I usually do it to have something delicious to reheat later

[–] Sergio@slrpnk.net 5 points 5 months ago (1 children)
[–] bitchkat@lemmy.world 5 points 5 months ago

I had a friend who either used to order am extra pop to hide she was buying two meals for herself.

Or she would go to two restaurants.

[–] FartsWithAnAccent@fedia.io 4 points 5 months ago

I remember when that place wasn't shit and their burritos were worth it.

[–] FenrirIII@lemmy.world 4 points 5 months ago

In my most shameful days, Subway (when it was good) ran 2 footlongs for $10. I felt terrible (emotionally), but I loved it

[–] Supervisor194@lemmy.world 4 points 5 months ago

The banana hanger in the background is such an odd but... appropriate addition.

[–] CustardFist@feddit.nl 3 points 5 months ago

Boy, do I know where he’s coming from. 🙄

[–] hoch@lemmy.world 2 points 5 months ago

The real crime is that he skipped rice and beans when ordering his burrito

[–] son_named_bort@lemmy.world 0 points 5 months ago

Is this loss?