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[–] nyakojiru@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 2 years ago

We are like teenagers trying to break every single rule forgetting why they are in place .

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago (1 children)

It can't be that slow of a news day in... oh. Fox. A local Fox station. Of course they'd want to take antics like this from Arizona and put them on the news in Oregon where they're definitely relevant. Bullshit like this is why you can't believe the folk who claim these local fox affiliates are unbiased.

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[–] reddig33@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago (1 children)

If the dress code is gonna be a problem, just make everyone wear a school uniform and be done with it.

[–] NocturnalMorning@lemmy.world 9 points 2 years ago (10 children)

School uniforms are a waste of time.

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[–] Rouxibeau@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

Yes, police what my children are wearing for me. Maybe the extra clothes will stop the bullets.

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