Man, one time I ended up volunteering at a weekend youth event, and this other leader they put me in a room with was friends with my wife on Facebook, from college or something, but I'd never met him. Weirdest conversation of my life:

"So, how was your honeymoon in city?" "Oh, really nice. What was your name again?"

I imagine that's what this horror house would feel like. Was a nice guy, honestly. I've since forgotten his name again.

Oh god this is my nightmare.

Everyday.. This is me.

every wedding or family reunion

When clubbing I met a guy who told me we went to the same class in HS and apparently we were friends, but I swear I've never met the man in my life. It was a place where a lot of people from my HS hang out, so it's plausible at least.Not sure if he was trolling, but he seemed genuinely upset. One of the most awkward interactions I've ever had.

I had a job where I heard at least 50+ different names a day. It got to a point where I’d ask the person their name and immediately forget it. 4yrs later and I have not regained the ability to retain names. It’s so bad I automatically tell people I meet that I will not remember their name unless I hear or read it at least 5 times.

Omg. That sounds like this coffee shop I used to frequent for like 6 years.

There were like 12 regulars who's names I had absolutely no idea..

I live under the personal opinion that most people lead busy lives, and that over time they forgive/forget every stupid thing I've ever done, in the same way that my brain tries to. But now you pull this.

Thanks I know what I'm going to dream about tonight!

Jokes on you. No one’s in my room!

This is just going to work

It's sad that we raise people who are afraid of being honest.

And Fox News is constantly playing in the background in every room.

If someone corners you like this, do a backflip and then flee while they're still taken aback by your sick flip.

Or smoke bombs, smoke bombs work.