It's crazy how expensive hearing aids are considering they are just fancy in-ear headphones. They are literally like 10x the price of the most high end headphones.

MFW listening to kegel exercises:

I wonder how often this happened

I'm so glad to see X as a service fail miserably everywhere

tar -xzyzrzwzucuauazdufsomething

I'm afraid these are the people running the world

1 kill = 1 goon

reminds me of this bit:

"not only will america go to your country and kill all your people but they'll come back 20 years later and make a movie about how killing your people made their soldiers feel sad."

I vote to make it even more off center

This "I can do better" mindset is probably the single biggest factor why people end up lonely for the rest of their life.