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[–] MolecularCactus1324@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

Invulnerability, Invisibility, Psychic

[–] Jomega@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

Shape shifter makes half of these redundant. I pick that, teleport, and electric control.

[–] PugJesus@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

What if I already have the power of being attractive 😎

Do I have to waste a choice to keep it?

And does immortality come with eternal youth?

[–] Jimmycrackcrack@lemmy.ml 3 points 2 months ago

Isn't divine powers all of these?

[–] dovahking@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

Most of the powers are achievable with just intellect and magic. The third power to choose is immortality because most of the sci fi or magical immortality has a catch.

[–] TheGuyTM3@lemmy.ml 3 points 2 months ago

Shapeshifter, telekinesis and magic. Efficiency and modularity. And i'm lazy.

[–] 2ugly2live@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

"Attractive Female", "Divine Power" ~~because what power doesn't fall under that~~, and "Insanely Rich."

[–] dogsoahC@lemm.ee 3 points 2 months ago

Depending on which deity we're talking, "divine powers" is a no-brainer. Besides that: Immortality, invincibility, siphon powers. Use the time I have (i.e. all of it) to learn unarmed combat and weapon master, and become insanely rich and very intelligent, then invent implants and a powersuit (why would anyone pick those if they're a freebie with immortality), then wait around for others who have picked different powers and siphon off their powers. Since I'm invincible, I can also swallow some plutonium and become radioactive.

So, in conclusion, I would like to be a sci-fi lich.

[–] SandraBollocks@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

1 insanely rich so i dont have to work. 2 divine powers so i can be impressive and perform impossible fears, thereby recovering the majority of the skills i didnt pick 3 psychic so i can know what others know, uncover secrets, predict behavior, prevent crime, predict weather, and potentially talk to pets

[–] Delphia@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

Insanely Rich x 3

[–] AI_toothbrush@lemmy.zip 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Ignoring the devine powers weather control is ridiculously op. When i was smaller i was thinking of what extremely op devil fruit you could get in ome piece and i picked weather control. You can literally strike anyone with lightning, controll air pressure, create extrelemly strong winds that are localized(air bending), create a firestorm(firebending), rain an shit(waterbending), depending on weather you count disasters as weather(i would normally not count eartquakes but floods are def weather) you can literally turn whole cities, countries to dust. Also potentially you could just spawn certain animals that are commonly found in hurricanes if we count that. Also flight probably because of the wind powers. Your temperature range is basically -100 to 100 which is also op. You could travel with 500km/h because that was the fastest wind ever recorded. You could also rain 1kg pieces of hail on people. So yeah you would be a god basically even without the devine powers. You can add immortality of course and with that you are literally a god at that point. You can add attractive male/female(which i presume means extremely attractive because youre spending a slot on it) or super speed so you can be fast while doing this shit or anything else tbh as youre already a god.

[–] fool@discuss.tchncs.de 3 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Me when I picked immortal but my opponent spawned a tsunami that sent me to the kabillion PSI ocean floor (I am doomed)

[–] HexesofVexes@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

Necromancy necromancy necromancy.

Easy!

[–] BilboBargains@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

Magic Feral Submariners will take over the world one day.

[–] RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

Teleport - force field - healing

Pretty much nothing you couldn’t do and get away with it. Go anywhere and nobody could stop you. Healing seems redundant with force field, but I assume you’d have to turn off the force field to do some things which would leave you vulnerable.

[–] PresidentCamacho@lemm.ee 2 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (2 children)

Immortal, Teleport, Intellect

Idk how magic fits in here, since Teleport is typically a part of magic.

I will use it to fix the world buy making a lust for power and greed to the detriment of humanity a death sentence. My super hero name can be Incentive. I will make it my duty to make sure that the ruling class finally has a proper incentive to do what is right. I'll be like if Kira from death note wasn't a moron.

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[–] TheEighthDoctor@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

Radar sense, submariner and radiation. I'm about to go defend Greenland mortherfuckers!

[–] archonet@lemy.lol 2 points 2 months ago

Immortal, invulnerable, magic.

Magic would probably enable a lot of the other things on that list, and having unlimited time to practice it, you could become a demigod in, to you, no time at all.

[–] KeenFlame@feddit.nu 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Guys you don't even eye siphon abilities? It's the pro strat

[–] Modern_medicine_isnt@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

I figure that and attractiveness will enable you to borrow any other ability you need.

[–] Lojcs@lemm.ee 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Does sub-mariner come with flight and super strength or is it owning an actual submarine?

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