smuuthbrane

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Seed pods... sure. in c/witchymemes@lemmy.world
[–] smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works 1 points 4 hours ago

I was just trying to track a raven and found them instead. Their calls are really good.

Seed pods... sure. in c/witchymemes@lemmy.world
[–] smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works 7 points 8 hours ago (2 children)

The Seed Pod Three are we. One of us tells the truth, one tells lies, and one of us practices cackling and calling to ravens.

Want to build muscle by working out just 1 hour a week? One bodybuilder scientist offers these 4 tips to see gains fast. in c/fitness@lemmy.world
[–] smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works 6 points 10 hours ago

"Want to get results without the effort? We found a single nut job that supports your unrealistic expectations!"

Welcome to Australia in c/funny@sh.itjust.works
[–] smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 day ago

I read that and wondered how a dingo would host a dinner with a shark and apparently I need a nap. (Obligatory "thanks, English".)

Probably dating a hologram, but still in c/tenforward@lemmy.world
[–] smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works 9 points 1 day ago

Ooh, medical team with the dermal regenerator to Ten Forward STAT!

Gentlemen, comedy has now peaked in c/dull_mens_club@lemmy.world
[–] smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works 40 points 2 days ago

To be fair, "spell checker" wouldn't be accurate.

Volvo CEO: electric wave will kill a few Western automakers – which ones? in c/buyeuropean@feddit.uk
[–] smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works 19 points 4 days ago

Western? Looks like Mazda, Subaru, Honda, Toyota, and Nissan are all waaaaaaaay behind. Nissan blew its lead, Honda's only EV is a badge engineered GM product, Toyota is actively trying to make EVs not happen in favour of hybrids, and is holding hands with Mazda that is doing nothing but riding Toyota's coattails.

Charlie on empathy in c/politicalmemes@lemmy.world
[–] smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works 58 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Don't worry, we're not sending any.

Etsy Curse in c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world
[–] smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works 14 points 5 days ago

That's the great thing, it's all telework so there's nothing to ship.

The world seems just a tiny bit better... in c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world
[–] smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works 6 points 5 days ago

Stole it from elsewhere, but it's too good not to share.

The world seems just a tiny bit better... in c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world
[–] smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works 30 points 5 days ago (5 children)

My prayers: Psalms 109, 8-16.

Etsy Curse in c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world
[–] smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works 49 points 5 days ago (2 children)

Pfft, they overpaid. The curses I get off Temu work well enough, they're so cheap I don't mind the occasional dud.

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Real time text-to-voice call - never make another phone call again! (sh.itjust.works)
 

Can't handle a phone call? This service will take that phone call and turn it into a text instead! Using a combination of AI and needlessly outgoing GenZs, we will be the voice interface for your call and direct the call to you as a series of live texts, where you can respond with texts and/or emojis! Stay comfortable in your crippling social anxiety but get shit done! Pay-per-use and subscription plans available, because everyone loves subscriptions, especially when AI is involved! Ground floor, don't miss this rocket ship!!

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Chowdered Donut (sh.itjust.works)
 

Stolen from Lemmy ShitpostsDonut filled with chowder

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Sample gut flora of people with "auto-brewery syndrome", culture the samples, and sell them in pill form to DUI lawyers for their clients. (sh.itjust.works)
 

This is a shitty idea because anyone driving under the influence deserves to be tried and punished for their actions. But if this could be done, you'd have no trouble selling each pill for $1000.

Or, sell the pills for way less to those that want to get drunk off bread or pasta. Either way it's a totally plausible, feasible, potentially lucrative shitty idea.

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PCBWay does CNC and sheet metal, apparently together (sh.itjust.works)
 

I thought this group might be able to appreciate this part. I ordered 5 from PCBWay. They are 1/4" mild steel. For just over $30USD each I got them in 16 days. But I have SO MANY questions about their process.

I wanted to share my incredulity with group that might also have their minds blown with this.

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I have a dad joke, but it's not apparent. (sh.itjust.works)
 
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