[-] smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works 96 points 3 months ago

Corpse size has a lot to do with it. I wouldn't swim in even a large pool with a dead human in it (knowingly), but one dead fish or rodent or dozens of dead tadpoles or bugs? Not an issue.

Heck, most household swimming pools have dozens of dead bodies in them, but they're 99% insects.

[-] smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works 102 points 5 months ago

Fine, Bs represent bra size so that's the women's room, and a cock is a bird, so that's the men's room.

Any way you slice it, these signs don't help.

[-] smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works 266 points 5 months ago

Anarchist answer: They're both unisex - bees for pees, birds for turds.

[-] smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works 183 points 5 months ago

Bees have a stinger, and "bird" has been a slang term for a woman (like, what, 1920-1950s?).

Regards, I agree that's needlessly vague, and just about to the point of useless.

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Stolen from Lemmy ShitpostsDonut filled with chowder

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This is a shitty idea because anyone driving under the influence deserves to be tried and punished for their actions. But if this could be done, you'd have no trouble selling each pill for $1000.

Or, sell the pills for way less to those that want to get drunk off bread or pasta. Either way it's a totally plausible, feasible, potentially lucrative shitty idea.

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I thought this group might be able to appreciate this part. I ordered 5 from PCBWay. They are 1/4" mild steel. For just over $30USD each I got them in 16 days. But I have SO MANY questions about their process.

I wanted to share my incredulity with group that might also have their minds blown with this.

[-] smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works 160 points 8 months ago

Aw gross, I was gonna eat that, and now it's gonna taste like cucumber.

[-] smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works 106 points 9 months ago

Oh FFS, don't just randomly post shit you see on Facebook.

It's the road manager, and she literally kicks him in the ass, hard enough that he falls down.

[-] smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works 194 points 9 months ago

Man, I wish Pizzacake would join Lemmy.

[-] smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works 96 points 9 months ago

I don't have to chop, stew, dismember, or sell a $5 bill. False equivalency argument.

[-] smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works 100 points 10 months ago

You got me good, laughed my face off.

[-] smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works 191 points 11 months ago

"Bruh, can you tuck me in?" 😂

[-] smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works 102 points 11 months ago

Bert couldn't help the exasperation in his voice, "I mean do I look GOOD, Ernie?"

Ernie gave him a wry smile, and as the horizon became blindingly white, he put a reassuring hand on Bert's shoulder and cheerily said, "You must - you don't need glasses."

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[-] smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works 208 points 11 months ago

Summary: YOUR Ph.D. means almost next to nothing, but collectively they expand the bounds of human knowledge.

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