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Come on'n get your jamaharon on! There are no real rules—just don't break the weather control network.

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[–] ummthatguy@lemmy.world 27 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Oh, please. That Harry was from an alternate timeline. It doesn't count.

[–] xusontha@ls.buckodr.ink 19 points 2 years ago (1 children)

So THATS why she time travels so much

Utter genius

[–] GreenMario@lemm.ee 15 points 2 years ago (2 children)
[–] ummthatguy@lemmy.world 12 points 2 years ago (1 children)

The time police? I'd like to see them try.

[–] xusontha@ls.buckodr.ink 10 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

janeway walkign out of the tubrolift with a big phaser rifle

She aint goin out like that pushover Tuvix

[–] xusontha@ls.buckodr.ink 8 points 2 years ago (2 children)

You forget that Janeway can just time-travel back to before the boys from temporal investigations figured out what she did

[–] GreenMario@lemm.ee 13 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Janeway: I can go back, delete you from the timeline, and be back before my coffee is done brewing.

Time cops: we're gonna head out

[–] xkforce@lemmy.world 10 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Twist: Janeway's alterations to the timeline result in the coffee bean going extinct before she was born. There is no coffee in this horrible timeline and no time cops. Janeway must choose between having coffee and meddling time cops or no coffee but no one to stop her from shaping the timeline as she pleases

[–] teft@startrek.website 5 points 2 years ago

Coffee is the 1% that would make Kathy go all Annorax. Prove me wrong.

[–] xusontha@ls.buckodr.ink 5 points 2 years ago (1 children)

There's a reason she made it to Vice Admiral-she didn't let any CHUMPS hold her back with things like "rules"

[–] lugal@sopuli.xyz 4 points 2 years ago (1 children)

You know they also can time-travel back. They are from the future, Janeway's time is already time-travel back

[–] xusontha@ls.buckodr.ink 6 points 2 years ago

But you see, she can just go back farther

Janeway can out time-travel anyone except maybe Kirk

[–] someguy3@lemmy.ca 7 points 2 years ago (3 children)

Do we have Harry Kim must suffer?

[–] setsneedtofeed@lemmy.world 7 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Why are we still here? Just to suffer? Every night, I can feel my plotlines… and my character development… even my promotion. The screentime I’ve lost… the highlight episodes I’ve lost… won’t stop hurting… It’s like they’re all still there. You feel it, too, don’t you?

[–] xusontha@ls.buckodr.ink 11 points 2 years ago (1 children)

jabeway end transmition

Janeway doesn't like to listen to whiners ENSIGN

Keep that up and I'll demote you right down to ensign, you hear?

[–] setsneedtofeed@lemmy.world 10 points 2 years ago (2 children)
[–] xusontha@ls.buckodr.ink 8 points 2 years ago (1 children)

i bid u farewell-janeway

OUT THE AIRLOCK MR KIM

also demoted for insubordination

[–] setsneedtofeed@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

But you’re demoting me to ensign when I’m allreeeaddy aannnnn eennnss-

[–] xusontha@ls.buckodr.ink 6 points 2 years ago

janeway sipping coffee while dal slides along the outside of the ship

Sorry can't hear you over the sound of my coffee

[–] ummthatguy@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago

... not get promoted.

But suffering all the same.