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[-] ropegirth@lemmynsfw.com 6 points 1 year ago

Man: Flared base my ass!

Doctor: Yes exactly.

Man: Wait what?

[-] XTornado@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 year ago

"Goddammit, just take it out!"

[-] exonac@feddit.de 2 points 1 year ago

I think this is called an analogy.

[-] Satelllliiiiiiiteeee@kbin.social 1 points 1 year ago

Not to sound like a doctor but if you're going to put something in your butt make sure it has a flared base

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