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[–] echodot@feddit.uk 2 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (2 children)

How is that supposed to be a riddle?

The only actual threat in the room is the fascist. Anarchists aren't actually dangerous, they're just annoying, they never actually do anything they just talk a lot.

The Marxist won't kill you either. They'll just argue with you.

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[–] AI_toothbrush@lemmy.zip 2 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Throw the gun away and beat thw shit out of the fascist with the other two would be my choice. That hurts more than a gunshot.

[–] TseseJuer@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago

depends where the entry wound is and if there is an exit

[–] AeonFelis@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago (2 children)

beat thw shit out of the fascist with the other

You mean ask them for help, or use them as oversized clubs?

[–] AI_toothbrush@lemmy.zip 1 points 2 months ago

If they wanna be oversized clubs im down for that but originally i meant ask fof help

[–] JcbAzPx@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago
[–] DicJacobus@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago (1 children)

the lib gives the gun to the fascist the fascist shoots the lib in the back of the head twice, the fasicst then gaslights the marxist into believing the lib committed self harm

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it's a conceal carry, i do nothing with it.

[–] sumguyonline@lemmy.world 0 points 2 months ago

While the conservative that planned this insane and illegal real life thought experiment jerked off into a dirty sock while wearing a trump mask and somehow, despite not even touching the gun, still shot themselves in the foot.

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