Eat your fibers (lemmy.world)

submitted 1 year ago by TheLobotomist@lemmy.world to c/greentext@lemmy.ml

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One of my favorite pieces of literature of all time!

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[-] KrimsonBun@lemmy.ml 12 points 1 year ago

This guy not only passed the 3 day no poop task but expanded it

[-] cntzr0@lemm.ee 3 points 1 year ago

There's something simple yet effective about toilet humor, never fails to get a laugh out of me.

[-] MultipleAnimals@sopuli.xyz 3 points 1 year ago

he forgor that you need to drink more water when eating fiber

[-] ICastFist@programming.dev 2 points 1 year ago

"Giving anal birth to Dwayne The Rock Johnson"

Man, that must've been painful as fuck.

"A fart that could do more damage to the ozone layer than aerosol ever did is shooting shit bullets out of me"

Good lord 😆 😆 😆 😆

[-] Sailing7@lemmy.ml -1 points 1 year ago

Holy shit that was fucking hillarious ^^ its also my fav. greentext from now on

[-] Dustwin@lemmy.ca -1 points 1 year ago

Hahaha oh wow, this was so funny, I went into this thinking this is going to be so dumb, ugh.

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